Au In Which The Real Reason Why Tim Drake Is Still Seventeen Years Old Is Because He Was Turned Into

That wasn’t even the first time, it wasn’t even the 150th time Dick called him dad, but Battinson still cries every time it happens because he’s just like that.

(Sorry if my English isn’t very good/hard to read, English is my third language and I don’t really know how commas work lol)

Clark Kent: you can’t just let this 8 year go out in the night and fight crime

Battinson on the verge of tears: that’s what I told him but he won’t listen to me

Robin! Dick gleefully: I am going to be just like my dad!

Battinson sobbing: Dad

PLZ REBLOG

My god, this contribution is great! Sorry I didn’t see it earlier.

Here’s some pictures of the two things that inspired my original post:

1. This is Muck, he’s apparently made of 100% recycled plastic and I got him at a castle that had a monster exhibition in the basement:

2. I made Regulus in toca hair salon, it’s supposed to be directly after he left the cave: (This is not an ad)

An AU where Regulus survives the cave and people (mostly Sirius) keep getting him ocean/fish/kraken themed gifts.

Examples of these gifts include:

A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)

One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.

(Feel free to add more if you want to)

meeting regulus for the first time

james: so you’re brothers?

sirius: biologically, we’re cousins.

regulus: don’t say that, what the fuck. yes, we’re biologically brothers.

james: so you’re not cousins?

regulus: no, we’re that too.

james: what the fuck ?

^This. This is definitely it.

“Where’s Kate?” Well there’s a roughly 83% chance that she’s in a bed somewhere, asleep.

I understand that no one will stop talking about this just because I say so but to ME it makes perfect sense that Kate Middleton is recovering from abdominal surgery due to a condition that came upon her suddenly and is also miserable and recovering and doesn’t want pictures taken of her.

If I was famous and recovering from a hernia surgery, for example, where they bisect your intestines and sew them back together then pump you full of pain meds that make you sleep 20 hours a day, I would ALSO respond to the question “people want a picture of you to know you’re not dead” with “huh? photoshop something. I don’t care.”

An AU where Regulus survives the cave and people (mostly Sirius) keep getting him ocean/fish/kraken themed gifts.

Examples of these gifts include:

A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)

One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.

(Feel free to add more if you want to)

Theoretically the person in the government who’s in charge of who gets to talk and when should just be some random person who doesn’t give a flying fuck about politics, doesn’t know who any of the politicians are, only ever votes based on vibes and who has the best logo. They should also exclusively refer to the different politicians as if they’re a shitty substitute teacher filling in at a rough school. Like, [referring to Ebba Busch] “You there, the blonde lady, with the shitty makeup, who doesn’t seem to like Muslims very much? Yes you. What did you want to say?” Or like “Hey you, yeah you, the really short guy?”

Hi! I’m bringing Character came back from the dead wrong/undead (like they’re a zombie or a ghost or something)

I had a tag game idea, idk if anyone's done this before but idc it sounds fun

Fanfic picnic!!

Everyone brings one fanfic/ao3 thing to the picnic. It can be whatever you want; a trope, a tag, anything you want

To start us off I'm bringing some hurt/comfort tag

Np tags: @yourlocalbadgerscales @idkjustlemmedrownlikerab @friendofthefrogswastaken @serenisastar @nyx-taylors-version

Danish: : )

Danish: Marie hen (like a female chicken)

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

Same lol

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?