The Soukoku Baseball Au But Its I Dont Dance From High School Musical

Kabedon.

sick and tired of pretending that either dazai or chuuya fell harder. they’re both equal amounts insane about each other. they’re both 100% obsessed and that’s the only way i want them

Can I draw one of your sb memes ?

so. do you think the port mafia rules are pasted on a poster on the door to mori’s office in comedically small comic sans

if you can’t read them (and honestly i’d be more surprised if you could):

1. be a decent member of our organization and whatnot

2. you can no longer just leave out of nowhere, especially not if you're a person in power. thanks dazai

3. you can no longer buy your way into being an executive. thanks ace

4. if your name is dazai osamu you are to stay outside of a 100 mile radius around the building (rule suggested and enforced by nakahara chuuya)

5. as long as you are in this organization you will ALWAYS pour the milk in before the cereal

6. failure to comply to the rule above results in the death penalty

7. don't ask mori about elise. just don't (rule suggested and enforced by ozaki kouyou)

8. don't go in the basement

9. don't ask WHY you can't go in the basement

10. you can't go in the basement because verlaine is down there. this is self-explanatory enough

11. steal something from the person who got you into the organization or whatever. if you joined on your own, no you didn't

12. do not question nakahara chuuya about his past affiliations with dazai, he WILL bark at you like a chihuahua for the rest of the week

13. the popcorn machine is always broken (thanks to chuuya), don't bother trying to fix it. trust me, we've tried, that was some good crusty popcorn man

14. refrain from using personal playlists as background ambience during executive meetings (especially those containing the song "it's not like i like you" by static-p. we don’t talk about why this is a rule)

15. ignore rules 5-6

happy birthday to the scheming, fishy guy

The Mirror and the Lamp: Odasaku as Dazai's "Mirror"

from the twitter archives

“Chuuya ought to drink more milk!”

My gf sent me this picture and we made one meme on Goosamu AU by @originalartblog! also i thought it would be a good chance to experiment on style :D

"a little bit more of the powdered snow than what's considered romantic will cover his body with a thud."

when I read this line, I thought how could flour be considered romantic and that maybe this is just typical Dazai thinking being suffocated by flour is romatic to an extent and then I remembered that one scene that appears in MOST ROM-COMS

The Couple Cooking montage where they throw flour at each other.

which begs many questions: Was Dazai referring to this scene? and if so, does that mean Dazai actually watches rom-coms 😭? and furthermore he was projecting his own 15 year old wattpad romantic fantasy on Chuuya ???

I love how Dazai's brain so often defaults to some reference to romance when he's talking about or to Chuuya. Like he's gotta shoehorn a slight remark in there. No Dazai I don't think Rimbaud thought you wanted to suffocate Chuuya in a pit full of flour romantically but thanks for clarifying that it wouldn't be a romantic dusting of flour.