To Make Up For The Angst That @read-reblog-repeat Just Posted That Broke My Heart, Here Is Some Smut

This head cannon has stuck with me for years, I have no idea where it came from. But just Wolfstar being together since first year, and no one finding out until like 6th or 7th year.

Remus had done something brilliant, and Sirius proposed there and then, one knee and all. Gave Remus his signant ring as well. Remus told Sirius they should probably date before something like that. And thus Wolfstar began.

It was never brought up again until years later when James had jokingly made a comment about Remus and Sirius dating because they were currently cuddled up on the couch like always. Sirius said they had been dating since first year and brought up the proposal.

James absolutely lost it because he was there when that happened, and he couldn't believe he didn't know. James thought everyone knows that first year is a lie and basically doesn't exist.

Peter would have said he knew this just to mess with James even more because James losing it was never not funny. Even though Peter hadn't thought they were dating and thought they had trauma bonded and became codependent due to said trauma bonding.

Regulus x Evan x Barty

Sirius x James x Remus

Omegaverse Soulmate au

'You're Lucky.'

The voice startled Regulus from his current task of playing with Barty's hair, who was dead to the world resting on his chest. Regulus stared at Sirius for a second, who was standing in the doorway of Regulus' room. He turned his attention back to Barty because he had grumbled in his sleep, subconsciously missing the hand in his hair.

The thing is, Regulus knew he was lucky. Lucky that his soul mates were both pureblood, Slytherin, and came from respectable families.

When he told his parents who his soulmates were, he swears it was the first time he saw his mother smile genuinely. It scared Regulus a bit how excited she was to meet Barty. She hadn't even entertained the idea of letting Evan come to dinner as well, apparently believing that more than one Alpha in the relationship would take from Regulus' own dominance.

The entire dinner was spent with their mother demanding when Barty would be producing an heir, and Regulus just wanted to scoop him up and forget that he even entertained the idea of this dinner, let alone gone through with it.

But he knew he was lucky as he pulled the omega just that little bit closer, who let out a content purr in response.

'You're Lucky.' Regulus found himself shooting back before grabbing his wand and flicking the door shut in Sirius' face.

Sirius made his way back to his room, mulling over the words spoken. 'You're Lucky.' Sirius knew he was incredibly lucky. Lucky to have two amazing partners. James, a handsome Alpha who fit all yet at the same time none of the stereotypes for Alpha's and Remus, a beautiful omega who never seemed to know his own worth and has in equal parts a sarcastic and kind personality.

Sirius was lucky to have soulmates that were nothing like his blood relatives that would support him, that would cherish him. He found that he didn't care that his parents didn't approve of his soulmates like they did Regulus', he had learnt not to care about their opinion a long time ago.

So yes, he was lucky.

Do you ever just have a character where you are like, you, you are a baby, and I will read all them fics where they are the youngest.

For me, this is Clint Barton.

I have read the fics where he is Tony's brother, where he is Bruce's son, Steve's relative, Bucky's son, Nat and Bucky's son, Furry's son, where he is secretly like 12 (exaggeration). I eat that shit up. And the Avenger kid fics where they are Clint centric, and he's the youngest like dude ahhhhhhhh.

If u have any recommendations, please do send.

I don’t get Moonwater prank scenarios …. Why is Regulus suddenly not a blood supremacist but Sirius still does the prank and needs it thrown in his face for the rest of his life to be a better person

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(Sorry, I only just realised that I didn't add the full thread 😅)

Sirius, in cannon, is a 6'5 giant who would make fun of the most popular fannon version of him out there. He's not mature enough by fifth year, in the sense that he's a prankster, and doesn't often take other people into consideration. He would do the prank regardless. In this case, the moonwater scenario, whether he acknowledged it or not, deep down, he wanted to get back at Remus for being with Regulus.

Both the Black Brothers definitely make mistakes. We all do. They hold things over each other all the time. They're brothers, their allowed to hold grudges against each other. Also, I meant the rest of his life bit as more of an exaggeration. Obviously, after a while, it's not going to be brought up that often, if at all. Some people need reminders to help them, I mean, growing up in their household, they would learn by being reminded constantly of what not to be. Constantly reminding Sirius could be Regulus' gut instinct on how to stop a repeat, whether it will help Sirius or not.

Also, any ship with Regulus that isn't like Barty or Evan or both or someone in Slytherin is probably going to have Regulus as not a blood supremacist. But it is a huge part of his character. In the end, though, he does change his way of thinking, trying to destroy a horcrux and everything. (I haven't read all the books, so I could be completely wrong on why he went horcrux hunting.) You can just push back when he changes his thinking and change how he does it.

In the end, this, the entire Marauders fandom pretty much, is fannon. Most shippers of queer relationships and mulltishippers exist because of the fanbase and the fact that you can mix and match and change shit up.

I see moonwater as more of a library get-together thing, where Sirius was probably just talking, and he brought Regulus up, and he has a lot to say on the topic. Remus, hearing how much the brothers' relationship is going downhill, he wants to try and fix it because growing up, he never had that sort of connection or any at all really and didn't want them to loose theirs. Also, thinking about it, no one, unless they asked Remus directly (which they probably wouldn't due to his scars), would know if he was a pureblood or not.

Lupin is a pureblood name, and I don't really see Lyall as the type to shout it from the rooftops that he's married to a muggle. He also hid their family away from the world (probably) when Remus was turned. So, no one really knew he existed until Hogwarts.

So Regulus, with a strained relationship with his brother, probably didn't even know that Remus was a half blood. He just saw one of his brother's Gryffindor friends trying to make friends with him in the library. It was a relationship built over a good couple years of studying and careful suggestions and correcting that by the time he found out that Remus wasn't a pureblood, Regulus didn't really have any opinion on it at all.

This confused Regulus a lot and had a mini mid-life crisis where he had to re-evaluate everything he thought he knew and the fact he still wanted to date Remus and that he wasn't repulsed by the fact.

Ultimately, with Remus pushing the brothers, they start to figure their shit out properly and start talking again.

Sorry if this all came out sounding passive aggressive that was definitely not my intention. I just got passionate about it 😅

Southern Hemisphere witch 2025 dates:

January

💫 01 - Quadrantids Meteor Showers

🌕 14 - Full Buck Moon (Cancer)

🌑 29 - New Moon (Aquarius)

February

🌾 01 - Lughnasadh/Lammas (traditional)

🌕 12 - Full Sturgeon Moon (Leo)

🌑 28 - New Moon (Pisces)

March

🌕 14 - Full Corn Moon (Virgo)

🍁 20-21 - Mabon / Autumn Equinox (traditional)

🌑 29 - New Moon (Aries)

April

✨01 - Mercury Retrograde starts

🌕 13 - Full Hunter's Moon (Libra)

💫 16 - Lyrids Meteor Showers

💫 19 - Eta Aquariids Meteor Showers

✨25 - Mercury Retrograde ends

🌑 28 - New Moon (Taurus)

May

🎃 01 - Samhain (traditional)

🌕 13 - Full Beaver Moon (Scorpio)

🌑 27 - New Moon (Gemini)

June

🌕 11 - Full Cold Moon (Sagittarius)

❄️ 21 - Yule / Winter Solstice (traditional)

🌑 25 - New Moon (Cancer)

July

🌕 11 - Full Wolf Moon (Capricorn)

✨ 22 - Venus Retrograde starts

🌑 25 - New Moon (Leo)

August

🕯️ 01 - Imbolc (traditional)

🌕 09 - Full Snow Moon (Aquarius)

💫 17 - Perseids Meteor Showers

🌑 23 - New Moon (Virgo)

✨ 24 - Mercury Retrograde starts

September

✨ 15 - Mercury Retrograde ends

✨ 22 - Venus Retrograde ends

🌕 08 - Super Full Worm Moon (Pisces)

🌸 21-22 - Ostara/Vernal/Spring Equinox (traditional)

🌑 22 - New Moon (Libra)

October

💫 02 - Orionids Meteor Showers

🌕 07 - Super Full Pink Moon (Aries)

🌑 21 - New Moon (Scorpio)

🔥 31 - Beltane (traditional)

November

🌕 05 - Full Flower Moon (Taurus)

💫 06 - Leonids Meteor Showers

🌑 20 - New Moon (Sagittarius)

December

✨ 01 - Mars Retrograde starts

💫 04 - Geminids Meteor Showers

🌕 05 - Full Strawberry Moon (Gemini)

🌑 20 - New Moon (Capricorn)

✨20 - Mars Retrograde ends

☀️ 21 - Litha / Summer Solstice (traditional)

Rosekiller in the great hall always acting and sounding like they are in the start of a porno. Everyone sort of stays clear of them fully expecting them to start raw dogging on the table one day.

I'm sorry, but Evan Rosier is obsessed with the insides of Barty's thighs. They are always covered in bite marks and hickeys. Evan makes sure that all Barty has to do is press his thighs together to feel what they got up to last night.

He also has an obsession with Barty's nipples. Other than his genitals and thighs, his nipples are the most sensitive part of him. Barty can and has cummed just from Evan occupying his hands and mouth with Barty's nipples.

Evan's body is covered in bite mark tattoos because whenever Barty bites him back (which isn't as often as you'd think, because just Evan dragging his hand up the inside of his thigh can have Barty lost in pleasure) Evan can't help himself from wanting to preserve the absolute beauty that is Barty's teeth marks in his skin.

Barty is obsessed with cockwarming, specifically tying Evan to the bed or chair and just sitting on Evan’s cock while doing some definitely overdue homework or simply just cuddling that usually ends up with Barty falling asleep and waking up to being pounded into because Evan finally managed to get the binds undone.

He's also obsessed with putting Evan in a cock ring and wearing the most revealing outfits Barty would be able to get away with, to drive Evan crazy. This usually ends up with either neither of them cumming or Barty being forced through 3-5 orgasms before Evan takes off the ring and fills Barty up with the biggest load.

Barty has Evans fingerprints tattooed on his hips because the brusies always fade too quickly for both of their liking no matter how hard Evan grips them. And he is very much considering getting Evan’s fingerprints tattooed on his neck or maybe his hand print in general to match the hand print tattoo on his left ass cheek.

Idk, but I have this headcanon that Lucifer, in all his time in hell, only owns one soul. That soul, being Sera's, who made the extermination deal with Lucifer. In exchange for the once a year slaughter of sinners, he gets her soul so Sera knows exactly what's on the line if Heaven breaks the contract.