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Jason: how ya likin’ that comic, kiddo? Damian: I do not understand. Jason: what? It’s just a spider-man comic. What’s not to understand? Damian: why is Parker pursuing this red-haired woman, who does not seem to enjoy his company further than any other, rather than his friend, Osborn? Osborn has given multiple hints that he would prefer their relationship to go beyond platonic Jason: Jason: *glances over at Jon, who is reading a Daredevil comic on the other bed* Damian: should he not pursue Osborn, considering he is already aware that their relationship can withstand hardship? Friendship is a sturdy baseline for which romance can be built soon. And besides, Mary Jane is an un-compelling idiot with mediocre looks. Jason: Jason: this explains so much
On a Gotham Rooftop somewhere overlooking a rouge fight
Deathstroke: the fuck are you doing up here
Mini stalker Tim drake, holding a camera: just trying to get a good shot, Mister!
Deathstoke: what a coincidence.
*gun cocking sound*
i hand batman a baby. batman takes the baby. bruce wayne adopts the baby. the baby is introduced to the family. the family is not impressed.
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Bruce, cooing over his new baby: aw, good evening honey, did you have a nice nap? of course you did, daddy was here the whole time! *proceeds to kiss the baby’s cheek multiple times*
Damian, beside them: *actively bleeding*
Tim: do you feel it now
Tim: do you feel your significance slowly dwindling
Tim: you are a middle child now damian
Tim: do you understand your fate. a middle child, damian. a middle child.
Damian:
Damian, unsheathing his sword: not for long
Before the baby’s Arrival…
Jason, admiring a motorcycle:
Bruce: *buys five*
Jason, glances at a shirt:
Bruce: *buys every color*
Jason: *stomach growls*
Bruce: *books the most expensive restaurant*
After the baby’s Arrival…
Jason: b
Bruce, attentively listening to the baby’s babbling, not even turning his head: hm?
Jason: can i buy this
Bruce, imitating airplanes to feed the baby: sure *tosses card*
Jason:
Jason: im hungry
Bruce, playing peek-a-boo: alfred. kitchen.
Jason:
Jason: *pretends to faint*
Bruce, moves baby away to safey, not sparing him a glance: yes sweetie that’s your brother jay. can you say it? say j-a-y
Baby, giggling, slapping jason’s face: da!
Bruce, gushing in excitement, picking the baby up: da?! did you say dad?! im right here baby! dad’s here!!
Jason:
Jason, still laying on the floor:
Jason, curling up:
Tim, walking by: middle child…the curse of the middle child…
Baby:
Dick: BABY :DD!!
Baby, with Bruce:
Dick: baby :D!
Baby, with Bruce, whose time and attention is now solely dedicated to the baby:
Dick: baby :)
Baby, with Bruce, whose time and attention is now solely dedicated to the baby, which means he no longer pays attention to his first child:
Dick: baby :(
Baby, with Bruce, whose time and attention is now solely dedicated to the baby, which means he no longer pays attention to his first child who just wants to spend time with his dad again because he misses him so much:
Dick: BABY >:[
Cass:
Baby:
Cass:
Baby:
Baby: *cries*
Cass: *narrows eyes*
Baby: *cries louder*
Cass: *hears bruce’s footsteps*
Cass, eyes narrowing again: smart baby
Baby: *stops crying* *smiles* *starts crying again*
Cass: you think dad will pick you?
Cass: *also starts crying*
Bruce, banging the door open, doesnt even notice Cass: BABY
Baby, sniffling, already being rocked in Bruce’s arms:
Baby, making eye contact with Cass:
Cass:
Cass: *starts crying for real*
Jim:
Barbara, glaring at her phone:
Jim:
Jim: haven’t seen bruce around these days…
Barbara: *glares at phone even harder*
Jim: must be busy with his new baby
Barbara: *types furiously while still glaring*
Jim: who knows how long ‘til he visits again
Barbara: *tosses phone out the window and leaves the room*
Duke, leaning against Bruce while playing a game:
Baby, on Bruce’s chest:
Baby: *slaps Duke’s game away*
Duke:
Duke, pursing his lips: *picks game back up* *leans against bruce again*
Baby:
Baby: *slaps Duke’s game away*
Duke: IS IT ‘CAUSE IM BLACK
Spoiler, tapping her foot impatiently: ugh where is he
Batman, gliding in:
Spoiler: finally! you’re la— IS THAT THE BABY.
Batman, baby strapped to his chest, wearing their own domino mask: …hm.
Spoiler: why. did you bring the baby.
Spoiler: it’s our hang-out day
Spoiler: me and you fighting crime and sitting on rooftops eating bat burgers
Batman, cowl ears drooping: …but the baby…
Spoiler, tears in her eyes: just admit you dont love us anymore!
Spoiler: *runs off*
Batman, in shock:
Spoiler, getting in the batmobile parked nearby: how was that
Red Robin, handing her money: perfect
Robin: tt this had better work
Oracle, watching Batman pace around guiltily through a camera: it will.
Orphan and Red Hood, huddled at the back, both mumbling: he ignored us…his favorites…he ignored…
Nightwing, also mumbling: replaced again…how many more times…
Signal: *snoring*
“The perfect frame doesn’t exis-“
Damian Wayne goes to medical school to become a doctor and IMMEDIATELY the rouge gallery tries to indoctrinate him into being evil.
It’s not even that they know he’s Robin, it’s just that they think it’d be hilarious if they made Brucie Wayne’s son evil.
In the current canon, Damian wants to leave Robin's position and move into the medical field, unlike his older brothers who are vigilantes in adulthood. It's quite therapeutic for him and I think it's a good ending.
Tim is still Robin at 40, though. 🧍
It was an accident :(((
Duke and Jason have been banned from being anywhere near each other in costume because the arguments they will break out into is both too intense and too distracting for patrol. Everyone thinks they're serious but after the first 10-20 times they do it for the love of the game.
Duke: Shut the fuck up.
Jason: You shut the fuck up.
Duke: Zombie
Jason: Flashlight
Duke: That's why the joker still alive
Jason: That's why the joker did what he did to ya mom.
Duke: Nigga where ya mom at? Dea—
Bruce over the comms who, along with the entire bat family has been listening to entire thing: Signal, Red Hood! SPERATE! NOW!
They are now giggling as dick and cass drag them apart.
By every metric Babs should be one of the most popular Batfam characters in fandom. By every metric - longevity, relevance in pop culture, adaptations, appearances in comic events, relationships to other popular characters, compelling stories, nuanced and flawed and interesting personality, she literally has it all. Even if you don't like her modern incarnation, she has so many Oracle stories to pick up and delight in. If we're going to speculate why she isn't popular in fandom, our first thought should be misogyny.
tim: i know i was horrible to you before, and i’m really sorry. i understand you may not forgive me, and i don’t deserve to be forgiven, but i really do like you and swear i’ve worked on myself and changed-
tam: is your sister seeing anyone
Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken
Easy entertainment
Why does he need a- … oh
*Dick crashes out while on patrol and beats someone within an inch of their life*
Bruce: Dick might be a little bit fragile after last night, so let’s try to be sensitive.
Jason: Oh, believe me- I am going to be nothing but nice to Dick from now on. If he snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think he’s coming for first?
Bruce: He’s not going on a rampage.
Tim: I bet he’d let me live. He likes me.
Damian: I’m just gonna say it. I never trusted him.
Skibidi die.
“so what’s your favorite batfam trope?”
“bruce calling his kids sweetheart/sweetie/baby/any petname”
“what—“
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Dick, accidentally scraping his knee: ow
Bruce, worried: you okay, dear?
Dick, a 30 year old man:
Dick, tearing up: no…
Cass: 😐
Cass: *period cramp*
Cass: 😐
Bruce, knocking on her door: cass?
Cass, suddenly on the floor curled up and sniffling: dad, period hurts 😢
Bruce, slamming the door open, picking his daughter up then tucking her back in her bed: i’m sorry baby. i’m here now, what do you need?
Red Robin, cranky and stressed, having been awake for 120 hours: ugh! why can’t you people do anything right!?
Wonder Girl, also sleep deprived: you arrogant piece of—
Red Robin, suddenly walking away, grabbing his civilian phone: *angrily dials a number*
Bruce, in a WE meeting, answering: hello? tim?
Red Robin, voice breaking: dad?
Bruce:
Batman, requesting access to Mount Justice:
Superboy, eye bags darker than black: what’s batman doing here
Red Robin, packing up, speed walking out the door:
Batman, out of sight: oh, don’t cry sweetie, let’s go home hm?
Bruce, washing the dishes:
Damian, entering the room: baba?
Bruce, smiling: yes?
Damian, shuffling towards him, holding something behind his back:
Bruce: what do you have there?
Damian, embarrassed but determined, holds up a drawing of him and Bruce:
Bruce:
Bruce, tears streaming down his face: it’s beautiful habibi
Bruce: *sleeping*
Jason:
Jason: b
Bruce: ?!
Bruce: j-jay?
Bruce: what are you- oh.
Jason, laying next to him, face hidden in his chest: fuck you.
Bruce:
Jason:
Jason, quietly: i take it back. love you…dad.
Bruce, crying again: i love you too, sweetheart
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now with a part 2!
bonus: captain marvel
Sound up
posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me
It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like
Heyyy,
hope you're doing well. I'm not sure if you've answered this already but I'm really curious what brushes you normally use?
Hope you have a good morning/day/evening/nighttt!!
For my sketches and lineart hehe
Hey y’all I need some gifs preferably about Tim drake angst and the Batman kinda realizing that they fucked this kid up if you got some lmk also this is like my first time using tumblr so no clue if it doing it right
Part 10 of the "Mute B-127 AU" comic series!
I told myself I'd try to spend less time drawing every single panel. You might have guessed it did not work out XD Once again, thank you so much for your patience <3
Finally, a Bee focused update! I do apologise, he's NOT getting any comfort in a while :< We're getting close to a two-part "episode" that I'm very excited about. Hopefully I can draw it as I imagine
First >> Prev >> Next (around 18th of April)
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Notes:
If it's not clear - Bee saw his own reflection in the metal surface of the wall. It's the first time he's seen his own face, and on top of that he must have gotten terrible flashbacks to Sentinel and the assault. Ratchet really shouldn't have left him alone.
This update is happening right before the previous one, in which Bee stumbles into Elita-1. Optimus and Ratchet are still talking, somewhere else.
And finally, a little more explanation about the injury - Bee's neck got terribly damaged by Sentinel. He subconsciously put his mask on right after that, I assume the whole mechanism was destroyed and took off a part of his faceplate with it. Even before Ratchet could help him he was already grabbing at his injuries. In the IDW comics there is something about a rust disease? Hence the idea his face could have gotten infected, if not taken care of immediately. Ratchet had to pry his faceplate open, repaired the injuries and the mask itself, and let Bee put it on again, for protection.
Did I plan this from the beginning? ....................................*cough*