Problem

Military

I'm only 17. I enlisted in the military a few months ago (I'm already sworn in) I wanted something to do with my life and I wanted to help. BUT now I'm terrified I joined. I felt like I needed to help our nation not to fight in a pointless war just to show dick sizes. I wanted to better us as a nation now I have learned that I may risk live and limb to protect a country that wants to see WWIII. We as a united nation DO NOT want a war! I'm not ready to die.

Boredom

Anybody else just sitting around minding their own shit and suddenly feel and/or think something and then immediately think What the actual Fuck afterwards.

Hugs

You've always said you hate hugs but, never realize how much you love to hug someone until you can't anymore.

I know this is The Great Recession but, it's should be could The 2nd Great Depression because I'm still here.

Anybody want this kind of life too? 🥺

#space #aliens

Personality

My personality is either Ricky Gervais or Tom Hanks.

Church

Bring you spiritual marshmallows, our pastor is on fire.(I saw this at one of our neighborhood churches what the ACTUAL fuck.)

Speaking

Why do we say you're welcome when it sounds more like a question.

Dogs

Is it animal abuse and/or animal cruelty to keep your dogs chained up?