A-rat-in-the-sewers - Bears With Chainsaw Hands

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I cooka da meth

OHHH SHIT ITS KANG CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH DR STRANGE OR WHATEVER MOVIE FOR HIM

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

Torture is thinking you'll sneeze and instead just holding that feeling for five seconds straight NONONONONONONOGETOUT I hate it here

GRRRRSNARLHISSFJSKDKWOOFWOFBARK *POOPS TO ESTABLISH DOMINACE*

[has nothing to say] WOOF WOOFOFWOBARKBAKRB GRRR BARK 

In the cringefail theaters of my cringefail dad's mind 🙄

Sharing my awesome plan with my cringefail son 😋

STOP IT STOP KISSING I AM GOING TO KILL THE WRITERS THIS IS NOT SOME MUSTY DUSTY AO3 FIC WITH THE ONCLER STOOP