Tim, laying out a very detailed plan
Jason, bored and being dramatic- Silencio Timbo!
Tim- Yeah, you're going to let me finish what I was saying or I'm going to make sure Roy is VERY familiar with some VERY embarrassing photos from your Robin days
Jason- Ha! Nice try. Babs has already shown him all my best failures from our old surveillance footage
Tim- Keyword there being 'surveillance'
Jason- What?
Tim, pointing at himself- Jay, I'm your former stalker. I've got evidence of more dumb shit that you've done than even Batman knows about
Jason- Uhh, like what
Tim- Keep interrupting me and you'll find out. Via Roy
Jason- ...
Tim, miming a camera- Click, click motherfucker. Now get to work
reblog to scare the aphobes
I love Azrael so much. It’s also nice to have a blorbo that has worse mental health than me for once. I may be falling into the endless void of despair rn, but he’s made himself a home there. I love him so much. He’s my little man.
reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
An army of pigeons would be really cool to command.
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So you’re our daddy?
take your meds right fucking now or I will kiss your dad. after that I'll become your dad. I'm not replacing him. I'm gonna make your dad polyamorous. I'm not gonna ruin your family, I'm gonna join it
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side note I have this glitch where I can't seem to access inbox messages on desktop.
not that i'd want to if this is what awaits me
I post when I feel like it. My brain screams at me a lot.
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