HE IS!!! HE IS O R B!!!! IM PONDERING MY KYORB!!!

big. Pig big.

big pig

Sharks actually aren’t smooth, they have skin teeth called denticles. Their skin feels like sandpaper! :3

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

It's gotten worse!! And I cannot stress enough just how OPEN my commissions are!! Like I'm actually begging at this point for people to reshare this.

I was already begging.

My roommate just rear-ended some dumbass on the freeway and got his car totaled and Idk how he's gonna get to work and I am panicking.

We could get evicted and I moved out of my parents house because they were neglectful and abusive, I can't fucking go back.

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Reblog to sprinkle previous with happiness sparkles

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*hands u a Cecil plush*

(Hehehe I hope I get a kyogre)

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

I had an idea similar to this but moral Orel and catholic! Putty….putty trying to “baptize” Orel and also fucking him….idddussuszuudxucucjjc…..

Dad who fills the bath with water and dunks my head into it as punishment for being a faggot. Dad who only gives me a few seconds to breathe when he pulls my head back up. Dad who makes little brother watch from the doorway. Dad who pulls my head up and stares at me while i gasp and drool and cough and gets hard about it. Dad who fucks his faggot son while dunking his head under water. is this anything.