I Cant Stand Working In An Office I Need To Stretch Like This

i really hate the like, “dont let them say it doesn’t fit!!!!” with a condom stretched over their whole fist or whatever bc like. it might not fit. condoms come in different sizes for a reason. “physically fits onto my cock” doesn’t mean it’s not too tight, sometimes to the point of discomfort, sometimes even painful? just don’t use it as an excuse to not use a condom, go get a bigger size!

"oh you get wet/hard just from kissing?" yes tf? I'm in love with you

to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

Oh, to get a cute person high and hazey so that they're even more sensitive and puppy brained. They dont even bother hiding their face or desperate moans. You openly enjoy being fucked stupid. Such a pretty pet drooling into the mattress