Achypuppy - Silly Puppy!! 🥴

someone should put their thumb on your tongue and hold you by the jaw

i’m so fucking sick of people taking aspects of historical gay sexuality and saying “but what if i made it squeaky clean and sexless so i can have it” sometimes not everything is for you babes!!! sometimes you don’t get to have everything!!!

Y’know those people that come to a party just to play with the dog?

Leash me up in the spare room, allow your guests to come use me to get away from the noise of the party. They’re so loud out there, no one could hear any sound I make while your friends use my holes for stress relief.

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

you get on kink tumblr and what they don’t tell you is it’s an infinite number of trans puppy dogs all crowded in here like it’s a clown car

I was fingering a trans guy recently and I could literally feel his pulse in his cunt every time I’d say something that really exited him. It was like the perfect non verbal communicator for me to know exactly what he enjoyed hearing the most. I even asked if he could feel himself pulsating to make sure it wasn’t just his heartbeat and his eyes lite up while he got all embarrassed which let me know he felt every single pulse shoot through his body from his cunt. It was so fucking hot saying the right thing and feeling it jolt again and again as he tightened up and his dick twitched while his eyes rolled back into his head.

God I need to do it again immediately

I want to be forcefully pet by at least two people. Like the way a group of people will gang up on a dog and pet it real hard and it loves it? I need that in my life. I need to not be able to keep track of the hands on my body.

does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird