Since Facebook Nixed Fact Checking Some Really Cool Things Are Being Shared And I Am Totally Here For

Nintendo just announced HD Rumble that will make Switch 2 joycons feel like they're twitching and leaking in your hand

In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

Why are you embarrassed honey? It's what your body wants. To be my gross little pervert. To make sure that every sick fantasy in your head gets filled and I talk to you like the dumb little doggie you are the whole way. Admit it for me.

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

stills from Fatale Media’s Bathroom Sluts (1991)

“You’re objectifying trans men”

“this is fetishizing trans men >:(“

“you’re sexualizing T”

Yeah.. I am…those pent up freaks love it. I talk about how they’re desperate horned up sluts and suddenly the post has thousands of notes and 50+ reblogs that all just say “WOOF WOOF WOOF”

pov ur a cigarette and im putting u out

having sex with someone who understands your struggles with orgasms. getting to spend plenty of time just focusing on indulging in soft touches, in the feeling of being so close with one another, instead of waiting on you to finish. someone who understands that sometimes, orgasms can actually cause you more pain than anything - whether it be due to chronic illness, disability, or simply that your brain has a difficult time regulating that drop in serotonin shortly after. someone who understands you need time, lots and lots of time. someone who only asks for your presence, your kindness, and nothing more.

asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway