“I Masturbated To The Thought Of You” Awww That’s Pretty Pathetic Puppy, Do It Again

Tboys are infesting my brain... Come here puppy... I'll treat you horribly but I promise to give you kisses and cuddles after <3

I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that voice owners use on their dogs. That wasn’t nice for you, was it? No? Nooo, you didn’t like that did you? Aw I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?

Nosferatu's brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

Sigourney Weaver Vanity Fair, 1995

Photo Helmut Newton

fuckkk the idea of being high and nonverbal with some needy mutt trying to get into my pants . hell yeah pretty boy come here make me feel good .

it's a small win for trans rights. kind of. but in reality, i'm sure they just want to make it so they can recruit as many people as possible and don't really give a shit whether it's a hetero-cis person or lgbtq person who dies for the imperialist death machine. they just need healthy bodies.

they should invent dry humping that happens to me

made this while i was half asleep last night and found it when i woke up so here you go