GAY TEST: Put Some Of Your Blood Into This Petri Dish And I'll Expose It To A Hot Needle. I Lied This

dyke's pit hairs poking out while shes wearing a tanktop is equivalent to a tantalising cleavage.

"oh you get wet/hard just from kissing?" yes tf? I'm in love with you

Training your puppy to apologize less, so it's looking at him when he's apologizing needlessly, backing him into corners because if he really did something then he should be punished, right? Maybe he shouldn't cum, maybe I have to edge my naughty puppy, unless, unless maybe you were wrong? Maybe you didn't do anything? Maybe my silly puppy made a little mistake

Maybe my cute little mutt didn't really do anything wrong, so he's not sorry at all.

Maybe my cute little mutt gets to cum for his honesty :)

yes, yes, yes mean dom very nice we all like it*. But have you considered dom that sees you being mean to yourself and declares “that’s my job”, and then mercilessly fucks you in front of a mirror pulling your hair and making you say nice things about yourself. Threatening to stop if you don’t compliment yourself convincingly enough, or if you can’t keep eye contact with yourself in the mirror.

(* a generalization)

MLM/A OP is a man

How I look at the person next to me anytime I hear a plane flying closer than usual

if u like enough of my posts you have to fuck me silly i dont make the rules

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

i keep thinking about being in bed with just my underwear on. feeling their soft touch on me, almost casual, but i know they're pushing all the buttons they can find to see what makes me the most flustered, what sends chills down my spine, what makes my breath pick up its pace. they'd be teasing me with their fingertip, grazing on my skin, until they reach my underwear, feeling how much i've wet them already.

"what's happening down there, baby? let me take a look."

they'd move between my legs, caressing my thigh with a hand and looking at the wet patch growing and growing on my underwear. they wouldn't even bother to take it off, just move it to the side enough to expose my twitching dick and my wet cunt. of course it ends up with them fingering me until i can't speak anymore and topping it off by fucking me until we're a panting moaning mess all over each other

dont have a strap or a packer or a dick i suppose phallic imagery will have to be achieved with my discreet lipstick vibrator (he/it)