Murdoc: Pain Is Just Weakness Leaving The Body.

Lanyon: I'm threatening you--

Hyde: You sure you're not trying to seduce me, daddy?

Lanyon: What?

Hyde: what

So is it law now that every version of Edward Hyde must be a bottom orrrrrrrrr?

Mike crew and Simon fairchild meet once on an airplane and it goes like this

Mike: *throws someone off the plane so that they are falling for all eternity*

Simon: hey I was gonna do that. Who are u?

Mike: I'm Mike, I work for the vast. Who are u?

Simon: I'm simon and I work for the vast

Mike: wait if I work for the vast and u work for the vast, then who's flying this plane?

Simon and Mike both laugh hysterically as the plane begins to experience severe turbulence. The passengers all scream.

how many times will i upload murdoc saying mbmbmbmbmbah 

mikaele really said no <3 

I regret ✨nothing✨

Ah yes, my favorite director, Alexander "no one wants to see an office romance" Newall and my favorite writer, Jonny "let's gouge out our eyes and make out" Sims.

scout’s VA brings us that A+ phrasing as always

(courtesy of rudy @lesbianlotl​!!)

As I already said somewhere on tt: "And on this episode of 'Jonah Magnus' "vaguely" homoerotic correspondence' we have..."

I don't want a friend group, give me whatever Jonah Magnus had going on with everyone simping for him.