As I Already Said Somewhere On Tt: "And On This Episode Of 'Jonah Magnus' "vaguely" Homoerotic Correspondence'

Gertrude Robinson threatening people has the biggest dick energy I've witnessed in a while, pass it on.

It starts like this...and then you grow attached to the fucker.

I seriously need therapy cause low key he is kinda attractive

So um,,, loving the enthusiasm here Mrs. Jude Perry, but burn the dumb little archivist again...and, seeing how much you love the heat, I will drown you in a pool of ice.

Is it possible that all of the funniest quotes from the podcast are characters blatantly refusing to obey the poor archivist?

First Michael hitting Jonathan with the:

"LET HER GO!"

"...No???"

I can just imagine Michael adding a good: "Why the fuck would I do that, Archivist? :)"

Then Salesa giving Johnathan a taste of mortality after a while he kept using his newfound powers????

Amaizing, 10/10 (I'm going to admit that all was made a 200% better with Martin's little snort while laughing)

Also Basira now has a title!!

So we have The Ceaseless Watcher's Special Little Boy, The Antichrist's Plus One, The Prophets Chosen To Walk The Endtimes Unscathed, and now A Freelance Watcher! :D

I just spent the entirety of episode 47 chanting to myself: "Michael, Michael, Michael"

And you know why?

For once the person giving the statement didn't describe the person (or entity masking themselves as person) being the source of their miseries as "short".

I get that short people are closer to satan, but as a certified monserfucker I'd like to see more tall eldritch monsters! Please!

(Even if I do have the feeling that I'll probably regret having wished this very soon)

Edit: OKAY I POSTED THIS BEFORE FINISHING THE EPISODE AND SINCE MICHAEL APPEARED I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO SAY I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED

I have decided that one of my favorite things about the Magnus Archives is that the one of the only unsexualized monsters or creatures (whether by the fandom or in the show) is the Vampires. I've literally never seen anything even mentioning them in a sexual or even romantic light. We were all collectively like "hnngnh seggsy hallway wife and husband 🥵♥️😳 werewolf cop lady step on me 🖐️😩 clown wife pls take my skin 🤪♥️🤡 oh vampire cool ig🙄 Where is my eyeball dilf at 👁️👁️🥵😍 prentiss🐛worm🐛me🐛pls 🥺🥺♥️"

This has been probably done before...but:

Martin Killbill Blackwood

Mike Crew: No more than 5′ tall. 

Simon Fairchild: “Tiny, pink skeleton of a man.”

So what I’m saying is all Vast avatars are tiny and are compensating by having their huge endless patron. 

Just listened to episode 193 and I want to die; is it safe to say that:

"Spoiler! It's only gonna get worse from here!"