I'm At Episode 118, Tim I Asked You Not To Die, IF I GO TO THE NEXT EPISODE AND DON'T HEAR YOUR VOICE

what if oliver "I'm too much of my patron now" banks got yeeted into Somewhere Else with jon and martin just because he was that attached to the end.

and like that's already funny to me but then imagine if you will, jmart waking up in whatever romantic field of flowers or whatever and they're trying to have a moment only to find a confused oliver standing awkwardly off to the side like "hey guys what the Fuck happened I was takin a nap"

anyway postcanon jmart + roommate oliver au

"I know it’s not natural. Somehow I… I feel it. I’m sorry, my academic detachment seems to have fled me."

Jonathan Sims, Hive - MAG032

THANK FUCK, JONATHAN SIMS, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THAT SHIT-

the magnus archives sure is a podcast huh

Me, walking to school:

My headphones: **Red Signal by The Mechanisms**

Me, still walking, unfazed: Oh well, why not? It's 7:33 in the morning, a good time for an Eldritch Invocation. :D

d&d character playlists

here’s my dnd playlists. hope you like them!

artificer // barbarian // bard // cleric // druid // fighter // monk // paladin // ranger // rogue // sorcerer // warlock // wizard

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An animated sequence inspired by a JonMartin post by @archivistbot

Jon and Martin are sat down, Martin with his arms wrapped around Jon's shoulders and Jon in his lap.

Jon is a bespectacled skinny Indian man who is wearing a puffy-sleeved blouse and long skirt., while Martin is a fat white man in a cozy turtleneck and who is also wearing spectacles.

Captioned next to him is the word "It's..." as he lifts his hands in a shrug-like gesture. He then pauses and brings his left finger to rest under his nose, thinking. After the hesitation, he continues with his palms open for emphasis "...hard to put into WORDS how it feels...", and drifts off as he dips his head in shy laughter. He looks up endearingly at Martin, who has rested his cheek on Jon's head, eyes closed and a contented smile spread across his face. Jon rests his left hand on Martin's arm, still hugging onto him, and closes his eyes to savour the moment as he says "...to be in Love.".

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"I have to say it's...it's wonderful."

I Did!! A Thing!!!

I saw @archivistbot's post and decided to animate it to pass the dread hours. Here's some fluff before the final blow.

Good luck to all of us.

Psst. Hey. Fucker. *Kisses you* idiot.

"I see"

"Be seeing you"

There's a joke about an eye roll in here somewhere...

Playlists can be a coping mechanism 🚶🚶🚶