Pros And Cons And Dating The Avatars Of Each Entity

martin "I have had to lie about much of my life in order to get by and at some point I just started adding stuff for fun" blackwood and sasha "there's no such thing as a true self, it's masks all the way down" james and jon "well if people get funny when they find out my age then I'll just tell them a fake one from the off" sims sharing a workplace with tim "what the hell is wrong with you people" stoker must have been a treat

Undeniable multiple-divorce energy. My favorite dynamic.

this is what happened right

“Up on melancholy hill Sits a manatee Just looking out for the day”

On Melancholy Hill (acoustic) // Gorillaz

comic based on my CRITICAL mishearing of a specific line in episode 147 that has haunted my brain ever since

murdoc better step up to the plate and throw on that little sailor ensemble he wore in phase 3 or else the whole ‘return to plastic beach’ would be for nothing

Davy Jones Warlock Patron

While there are plenty of elder evils of the deep and undead liches to pledge allegiance to, there is no patron better fit for a pirate than Davy Jones himself. This sea-devil grants his warlocks skills and magic on the high seas with spells that manipulate fog and weather as well as control over the spirits of dead sailors, including using their power to grant you a ghostly wrath greater than the likes of an mundane pirate!

Continua a leggere

Oh...SO WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME THAT ANNABELLE CANE HAD A LISP?

That's not healthy for me guys, that gave me and heart attack, I love her so much-

Another very dumb TMA AU/fic prompt.

I’ve seen fics where Elias’s next planned body is Tim and I just had the thought that if this was the case then Elias would need to set up paper trial and everything saying Tim’s the next head of the institute.

So what if Elias accidentally gets knocked into a coma or something (to busy plotting his next evil speech in his head and falls down the stairs or something dumb like that) and he’s out of it so they check to see whose in charge next…and it’s TIM.

No one knows why, Sasha, Jon and Martin are going out of their mind because Tim? He picks Tim? What? Why?

Tim also very confused but just decides to roll with it.

This leads to either A) Tim finding out about all the fears and everything and archive crew stopping everything from happening and saving the day or

B) Tim doesn’t find out but somehow still manages to stop everything! Just through sheer dumb luck, weird business choices (most of which are part of his scheme to set Martin and Jon up so he can win the betting pool) ect.

Just no one finding out about any of fears but still stopping all of them.

The Lukases can’t interfere because Tim is so social he scares them.

Once Elias wakes up he sees hundreds of years of planning fucked up by Tim.

Elias: HOW COULD YOU NOT STOP HIM??

Peter: HE JUST KEPT TALKING ABOUT KAYAKING! RETREAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION.

How am I feeling after the TMA finale?

I'm at my third? Fifth? (I actually lost count) Ricky Montgomery song, and I'm pretty sure this playlist will follow this up with some good old:

Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths

Ship in a Bottle by fin

Liar by The Arcadian Wild

Stray Italian Greyhound by Vienna Teng

As the World Caves In and Less and Less by Matt Maltese

A couple of dodie songs

A pinch of Lincoln

A handful of Mother Mother

Basically the entirety of Mitski's discography

I'm doing great.

I might need a few more tissues by the end of the night.

Other than that, I'm great.