I Love Characters Who Can Be Killed But Won't Stay Dead. My Poor Little Cockroach

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

why is this so funny

baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe

I mean yeah I guess you could make me your blade, what with me being an empty vessel with no sense of self it would probably be pretty easy, but right now I'm kinda hungry so I can't really think about that. Oh, you'll feed me in order to establish a base, animalistic trust response in me? Fuck yeah that sounds great actually.