I Think Cleo Should Be A Terrifying Agate Like A Better More Effective Version Holly Blue 

bored poll time!

feel free to elaborate on what shade in tags if you want because tumblr only gives 12 slots get me out of here

Remember when Joel dressed up as ken for the Halloween party in tumble town and now Jimmy is also dressed as ken in new life 

they really do match but this time they probably didn’t plan it ahead of time 

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Empires smp au pearl and scott

Pearl has a strong dislike of Scott 

after all it was her idea to create the night and day cycle but it was Scott that got the credit and addition to his power

It’s not that People don’t know that pearl came up with the idea but that part is glossed over and is often told as pearl having had the idea but Scott was the one that gathered the others and made it a reality 

But the thing that Scott did that enraged Pearl the most was making it so stars could die 

Scott’s reason for creating dying stars was to let jimmy the death god feel more included 

You see Unlike other gods who have many different and complex domains that expand and transform over time

jimmy since the day he came into existence has only had one unchanging domain 

death 

Because of that he is incapable of joining in and helping the others in their creative endeavors 

I’m undecided on whether or not flower husbands are in the au but it’s clear that Scott has a soft spot for jimmy or at the very least feels really bad for him 

 pearl has never forgotten how Scott took her proudest accomplishment and twisted it into something that destroys it self

@weird-king-eli

Badboys soul eater au

Joel is a small short range hunting knife. a brutal close quarters weapon that always results in The users hands getting bloodied but etho wields him like a ninja would a throwing knife because he looks like kakashi who is a ninja. somehow this actually works out for them 

Jimmy is a chain whip with a lantern that has a flame in it that loudly explodes everything it touches as a result every person that has ever partnered with him has run for the hills the moment they realized how dangerous it is to control and others that already know dread having to work with such a destructive weapon. even his friends don’t want the potential catastrophe that could result except for tango who loves explosions and thinks the chains give him a fabulous aesthetic 

Grian is a bow and arrow not just the bow but also the arrows if scar shoots an arrow as far as he can then grian will be able to tell him where it landed and what is happening in the area. The bow materializes a new arrow when ever an arrow has been shot so scar can shoot multiple arrows that land in many different locations but Grian can’t be everywhere at once so he can only choose to be present at one location so when ever he transfers his consciousness to a single arrow he has to leave scar unattended as you can imagine he doesn’t like doing this 

Man-eating sirens have plagued these waters for as long anyone can remember. Now, as you sail across the ocean with your crew, siren songs begin to entrance everyone on board. In a desperate move to save the others, you try something no one else has tried before; you sing along with them.

That scene where Charlie slimecicle rips into quackity telling him he’s a bad person and a bad friend reminds me of that scene from she ra where scorpia rips into catra for the exact same thing except the she ra version does not end with murder because the dsmp is not against going there 

Tommy is Loona

dream is blitz

Dream targets quackity so quackity will be moxxi quackity is closer in personality to his character on the dsmp he will be the sane one of the group he is not good in a fight he is the one that talks with the clients both the spokesman and negotiator 

Quackitys lover sapnap is Millie sapnap is closer to his youtuber irl self and is on very good terms with dream and is the most trigger happy of there group but more hand to hand combat he also loves arson

Karl is a client that stuck around after they killed the target he paid for to get killed who the target was and why he wanted them dead is up to you 

Wilbur techno and phil are vortex but platonic dream is jealous of how Tommy likes them like brothers/father and they hang out a bunch 

Wilbur is verosika but instead of dreams ex he is quackitys and he’s a singer techno is the bodyguard and phil is just there to support them 

Helluva Boss with Dream as Blitzo and Tommy works for him?

Would Tommy be Loona, Moxxi, or Millie?

Empires smp avatar au gem

Gem was raised in the fire nation as a noble and is very in toon with the spirits 

her talents were recognized at a young age and she was forced to leave home in order to undergo training to become a fire sage as a result 

At first she was excited to learn but She ran away when she saw how far the the fire sages had strayed from what she had read about them in the books 

She is technically a defector even though she was not a soldier she did abandon her high position

She was caught once but because of her status and nepotism she was given an opportunity to regain her honor not unlike zuko who was given his own mission to regain his honor but there was two significant differences 

First Her mission was not to capture the avatar instead she was sent out to slay the last two dragons 

And Second unlike zuko who wanted to return home and had to learn what true honor was gem already knew that and only agreed so she could be free to run away again 

Still she knew that they had sent more people than her to kill the dragons and didn’t want anyone to make them go extinct so she still went to find the dragons and actually ended up finding them

the sun warriors allowed gem to stay because The dragons really liked her and she wanted to live in a secluded place that would make hiding from her family and the rest of the fire nation much easier

Pjo au etho

Etho was the golden boy everyone hyped him up because out off all the campers he had been training for the Longest

 Etho was abandoned at camp when he was only 4 and has been training for years

unfortunately he never got claimed

Until recently when he was finally claimed by geras god of old age and suddenly as a joke everyone pulled a 180 and started claiming he was washed up