Pfft Nellie!

if you are going to reblog anything from me- PLEASE REBLOG THIS !!!

i might finally be able to get on testosterone, but i need to make at least $70/month to afford it, and my ONLY INCOME IS FROM COMMISSIONS.

here’s some of my work:

my commission info is all on my strawpage. reblogs would mean the world to me right now. thank you so much.

Also btw trump recognizing only "the two biological sexes" harms intersex people too. I am a researcher of sex and it's affects on disease, and sex is far more complicated than "two sexes" and it always will be. Sex is multifaceted and there are far more than two binary sexes. Keep that in mind too. Don't fall into bioessentialism as you fight for trans people and intersex people.

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

new techno pig photos <33

Introducing Lush Cave Crows! Glowy little cave friends and trusty companions for miners everywhere 💛

ALSO IM SO SORRYYYYYYY!!!!! I literally finished these guys MONTHS ago but kept forgetting to post them to Tumblr so I’m sorry for depriving you of the silly glowy bois,,,, it shan’t happen again

Enjoy the silly Bois <333

And as always! Transcription and closeups are below! 💛💛💛

LUSH CAVE CROWS

A guide by: Philza Minecraft

PHYSICAL NOTES:

cave-dwelling corvids

not blind ——> have more sensitive eyes because of low light levels

spore blossom effect?

bioluminescent feathers??? ——> result of their diet maybe???

“Canary in a coal mine” ——> have strong lungs & are more resistant to toxic underground gases

BEHAVIORAL NOTES:

diet: tropical fish and glow berries!

nest on ground in mossy nests

playful! (Drip leaf water slide….)

Can detect the presence of toxic gases & will swarm travelers to urge them to leave if levels become too high.

OTHER NOTES:

little guys!

glowy feathers

covered in spores from spore blossoms

mossy nests!

soft

Rest in peace Technoblade, you would have hated the minecraft movie but you would have loved the free promo they gave you.

I randomly remembered that one thing of someone asking Techno why he dressed like he was part of the bourgeoise and hie reason was "because styleee"

so uhh, new au where Techno is an anarchist and routinly goes around murdering tyrannical governments. But he dresses like a noble (because he steals stuff from the tyrants he kills). And because he's generally bad at talking to people he ends up at like noble gatherings a lot because people see how he's dressed and assume he was invited.

Which is great sometimes, maybe there's someone at the party he's been meaning to murder. Or it's shit because there's no one at the party but leaving too early would insult the host or something. He doesn't know, he doesn't care to learn the rules of noble society. So he ends up stuck, trying to make sure people realize his cape was the pride and joy of the Tyrant of the North two months ago and his crown and jewels are all pieces missing after assassinations of various political figures.