aduckcallednoah

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ranboo posted on instagram !

[Caption: Me and the bf ❤️🥰❤️❤️🥰 happy to have known him all this time]

Introducing Lush Cave Crows! Glowy little cave friends and trusty companions for miners everywhere 💛

ALSO IM SO SORRYYYYYYY!!!!! I literally finished these guys MONTHS ago but kept forgetting to post them to Tumblr so I’m sorry for depriving you of the silly glowy bois,,,, it shan’t happen again

Enjoy the silly Bois <333

And as always! Transcription and closeups are below! 💛💛💛

LUSH CAVE CROWS

A guide by: Philza Minecraft

PHYSICAL NOTES:

cave-dwelling corvids

not blind ——> have more sensitive eyes because of low light levels

spore blossom effect?

bioluminescent feathers??? ——> result of their diet maybe???

“Canary in a coal mine” ——> have strong lungs & are more resistant to toxic underground gases

BEHAVIORAL NOTES:

diet: tropical fish and glow berries!

nest on ground in mossy nests

playful! (Drip leaf water slide….)

Can detect the presence of toxic gases & will swarm travelers to urge them to leave if levels become too high.

OTHER NOTES:

little guys!

glowy feathers

covered in spores from spore blossoms

mossy nests!

soft

I randomly remembered that one thing of someone asking Techno why he dressed like he was part of the bourgeoise and hie reason was "because styleee"

so uhh, new au where Techno is an anarchist and routinly goes around murdering tyrannical governments. But he dresses like a noble (because he steals stuff from the tyrants he kills). And because he's generally bad at talking to people he ends up at like noble gatherings a lot because people see how he's dressed and assume he was invited.

Which is great sometimes, maybe there's someone at the party he's been meaning to murder. Or it's shit because there's no one at the party but leaving too early would insult the host or something. He doesn't know, he doesn't care to learn the rules of noble society. So he ends up stuck, trying to make sure people realize his cape was the pride and joy of the Tyrant of the North two months ago and his crown and jewels are all pieces missing after assassinations of various political figures.

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

Pfft Nellie!

Gifts for the king

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Oop-

new techno pig photos <33

punkpool and spiderpunk inspired by this post

Wow I haven’t posted in a minute lol. Anyway Technoblade fanart in 2025?? Yes.

BIG Q. I did this while I was at school

inspired by a friend misspeaking

2am

Inspired by the latest SUIT episode where Mr Technodad says Technoblade used to swing around a minecraft sword irl at like 2am and recite video lines

if you are going to reblog anything from me- PLEASE REBLOG THIS !!!

i might finally be able to get on testosterone, but i need to make at least $70/month to afford it, and my ONLY INCOME IS FROM COMMISSIONS.

here’s some of my work:

my commission info is all on my strawpage. reblogs would mean the world to me right now. thank you so much.

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

My brother saw this on my desk and kept asking what it meant

so here's the thing. abandoning fics is good actually.

if you're a writer and you hate writing a thing? you can just stop. slap THE END? on the last chapter if you want to pretend like it's really finished, but mostly just free yourself from the prison of your own guilt. you're spending your valuable free time and mental space beating yourself up about a thing that was your choice to start writing in the first place. you decided to start making the thing, and you can also decide to give it up.

this also applies if you're a reader! starting a fic doesn't mean that you have to finish it. maybe the tags looked good. maybe the summary was intriguing. maybe you even liked the first couple of chapters. But if the story starts going in a direction that you don't like, if the author writes your favourite character in a way that doesn't vibe with you, if you just get bored with the premise and want something new, you're allowed to stop reading. Just because you sit down at the table with a whole entire cake doesn't mean you have to eat the whole thing. Sometimes you just want a little sliver, and that's just fine.

loving a story for a couple of chapters is still a lovely way to spend your time. get your enjoyment out of however much time you want to spend with it, and when that time stops being enjoyable allow yourself to move on.

falling out of love with something doesn't mean the love was never there. the love was there in the beginning, and it mattered, and it stays a part of you - even when it's not still there anymore.

NOOOOO CHARLIE!!!

Went to Tommy’s Atlanta show earlier so I’m posting this now. This is part of a gift I made for him :)

This is part of a light box art thing where it includes a light you can switch on and off— when you switch it on the rest of the artwork appears. I’ll reblog this post with more about that but for now I share the drawing !! :D

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

The term "beta" in this context is short for "beta reader" - a person who reads a fic while it's still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

So functionally, saying "no beta" means that the writer didn't get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It's a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It's mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme'd on in the form of "no ___ we ___ like men"

Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

From there, it migrated to AO3 as the "no beta we die like men" tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

Rest in peace Technoblade, you would have hated the minecraft movie but you would have loved the free promo they gave you.

“the author’s barely disguised fetish—” WRONG it’s the author’s barely disguised religious trauma again

"Why can't the freaks on AO3 just go and make a site for all the gross stuff and leave AO3 alone."

Because AO3 is that site. Because AO3 was that site long before you decided AO3 was better than the sites you bullied us off of before, and I can promise you if someone somehow comes up with a fanfic site you like better specifically for the 'gross stuff' you'll try to bully us off that too so you can benefit from it.

AO3's specific core purpose is to preserve fanfiction, yes, but it was also instigated as a host site for the fanfiction that kept getting yeeted off other platforms like Wattpad. Its designed to preserve all fanfiction, not just the fanfiction you, personally, think is 'allowed' to be written.

AO3 is the site for all the gross stuff the freaks make. We've been there just as long as you. We've been funding it just as long as you have. AO3 has specifically said you have a place here. The timeline was literally:

Wattpad/FF.net/LiveJournal purge fanfics > AO3 is born > The people who's fics got purged moved over to AO3 > AO3 gains popularity as the best functioning site > The people who pushed for the fics to be purged off Wattpad move to AO3 > The same people try to push for AO3 to purge fics.

AO3's source coding is open-access. You go make a polished, strict, rigid site where nothing 'icky' is allowed. You go make a site where you can control what is hosted. We already have our space.

always thinking about cc!techno’s corny graphic t shirts and his taped together glasses