"Why Can't The Freaks On AO3 Just Go And Make A Site For All The Gross Stuff And Leave AO3 Alone."

Rest in peace Technoblade, you would have hated the minecraft movie but you would have loved the free promo they gave you.

new techno pig photos <33

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

punkpool and spiderpunk inspired by this post

Introducing Lush Cave Crows! Glowy little cave friends and trusty companions for miners everywhere 💛

ALSO IM SO SORRYYYYYYY!!!!! I literally finished these guys MONTHS ago but kept forgetting to post them to Tumblr so I’m sorry for depriving you of the silly glowy bois,,,, it shan’t happen again

Enjoy the silly Bois <333

And as always! Transcription and closeups are below! 💛💛💛

LUSH CAVE CROWS

A guide by: Philza Minecraft

PHYSICAL NOTES:

cave-dwelling corvids

not blind ——> have more sensitive eyes because of low light levels

spore blossom effect?

bioluminescent feathers??? ——> result of their diet maybe???

“Canary in a coal mine” ——> have strong lungs & are more resistant to toxic underground gases

BEHAVIORAL NOTES:

diet: tropical fish and glow berries!

nest on ground in mossy nests

playful! (Drip leaf water slide….)

Can detect the presence of toxic gases & will swarm travelers to urge them to leave if levels become too high.

OTHER NOTES:

little guys!

glowy feathers

covered in spores from spore blossoms

mossy nests!

soft

do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

The term "beta" in this context is short for "beta reader" - a person who reads a fic while it's still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

So functionally, saying "no beta" means that the writer didn't get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It's a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It's mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme'd on in the form of "no ___ we ___ like men"

Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

From there, it migrated to AO3 as the "no beta we die like men" tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

Pfft Nellie!

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

2am

Inspired by the latest SUIT episode where Mr Technodad says Technoblade used to swing around a minecraft sword irl at like 2am and recite video lines