It’ll Be So Fucking Funny If Peepee Loses His Own Riding LMAO

i am actually very normal about everything that has ever happened to me

I keep getting lost in scenarios that only exist in my mind.

why do i feel rejected so easily

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

did not get woken up by being kissed. a crime really

starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning

boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

im so grateful for bugs 🐞🐛🐜🦟🪲🪳🕷️🦋🦗🐝🐌🪰🪱

ok guys, you can stop making me feel like my existence absolutely has no meaning, the joke is over, i’m not laughing anymore