One Time In College I Told A Guy "I Am Interested In Sex" And He Responded By Recommending Me Some Books

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a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

The two biggest sins of dbh are:

- Hank unable to be a reason that Connor deviates

- Simon not being a romance option for Markus

Found this in my art folder and I cant stop laughing 💀

forgot i had this in my drafts. anyways this is literally how that conversation went.

the horror..the horror….

The incredible Hulk vol1 #359 or the time hulk (Joe fixit) bet las Vegas, a soul of a guy that I don't really care for the name and his own soul with the fucking demon, or as he introduced himself satannish, clootie, old Nick, old scratch, the serpent and a lot of other names

it’s so sad to see long running sci-fi franchises like star trek and star wars collapsing under the weight of their own nostalgia

bruce i've got bad news for you buddy