I Think I'm A Forest Witch.

Perry is in Hogwarts, you just never noticed him in the books, because he misplaced his Hogwarts hat after 3 days. . .

Tag yourself: magical schools.

Hogwarts: Drinks tea, warm colour scheme, running in the fields with friends, going to the market, sneaking sweets to class, secret tunnels, slumber parties, sits in the windowsill while reading, prefer autumn.

Beaubatons: Loves small cafes, likes pastel colours, wears long jackets,  learns new languages, draws in their spare time, takes school seriously, cat person, old marble buildings, flowers everywhere, prefers spring.

Durmstrang: Goes to the gym, wears warm clothes, snowball fights with friends, drinks hot chocolate by the fire, stone halls and torches, cuddles with huskies in the livingroom, prefer winter.

Ilvermorny: Epic glow-ups, can make the best of a bad situation, loves vibrant colours, long-distance friends, denim jackets, likes baking, camping trips, owns a shelf full of vinyl records, prefers summer.

I've tried to tell Phineas and Ferb that they shouldn't go to college ever since they were little. . .

Tag yourself: Conspiracy theories.

Tag yourself as these types of conspiracy theorists. If you relate to one of them you have to believe in that conspiracy - even if it is absolute nonsense. I’m sorry. I’m not a fan of it either but that is just how it has to be.

The moon landing was fake: Loves old movies, want to do research, drinks way too much coffee, makes collages, stays up all night, chocolate, fairy-lights, wears converse and denim jackets, drinks boba tea, vintage posters.

College is not free so that people will enlist in the military: Is a nerd, know-it-all, only talks when they have something to say,  thinks capitalism will be humanity’s downfall, just wants to take a nap, hopes memes will numb the pain, is probably right tbh.

Aliens build the pyramids: Thinks humans are lazy, loves space and history, wants to travel, stargazing, likes exodic foods, astronomy, wanted to go to the area 51 raid, takes aesthetically pleasing pictures of buildings, is an early bird.

Illuminati controls the world: Wants to be part of a friends group, is stubborn, wants to take down the government, covers their computer camera, wears leather jackets and sunglasses,  enjoys videogames,  buys pizza once a week.

The Lock Ness monster is real: Loves animals more than people, love mist, wants to go to the zoo, reads about dinosaurs, waterparks, likes walks in the evening, pets are the only friends you need, owns a million plants, loves rain. 

Can't stop Doofenshmirtz while covered in dirt

Perry the Cleanpus

Perry Granger.

Types of girls: Female characters edition 

Katniss Everdeen (Hunger Games): Wears leather jackets, beautiful braids, is hot-headed but stands up for people, does not need a lot of friends but loves the ones she has, loves camping, owns a pet bird.

Hermione Granger (Harry Potter): Sweaters and tea for late-night reading, knows more than the teacher, says she only need fictional people but loves her real friends very much, lovely British accent.

Tris Prior (Divergent): Amazing haircut, designs her own tattoos, hard-working, solves problems by looking from different angles, wants to go her own way, is curious and brave, wants to make friends.

Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson):  Actually looks good in a school uniform, wants to study architecture or mythology, helps classmates with homework, always wakes up before everyone else at sleepovers, meet her best friends at summer camp.

Scary small-town aesthetic

Cobblestone streets.

Mist is everywhere.

Shadows whistles in the dark alleyways behind you.

Local cryptids disappear as fast as they show up.

No light can stop the night - no matter how hard you try.

Half of the houses are left abandoned ut you sometimes see shadow-figures walking in and out.

Sometimes people get a blank stare in their eyes and leave into the forest. They are never seen again.

You never open your eyes while trying to sleep. You are afraid of what might be looking at you.

Even though you meet the townsfolk every day they never seem to recognise you.

Musical Bootlegs (thats arnt horrible)

My favorite musicals 

Be More Chill~

Pt. 1   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0cbU-TGUI

Pt. 2    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nka3YyvItFc&list=PLZy3iFcP9fo3PvsahRd3aghvSFtYWeXnp&index=4

Hamilton~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx_esSwprkA

Dear Evan Hansen~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8HT9qFZghA

Heathers~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niiLWQZN9uc

Wicked~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIdq9DA9uA

Falsetto~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsn-fQWgyz4

In the Hights~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMJDJkF5zPk

Mean Girls~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iMPw51EH24&list=PLqaWdnCe3FecWs9VN4B6GnMKYLuFkNmj0&index=9

21 Chump Street~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELBGa6-uOhc&list=PLqaWdnCe3FecWs9VN4B6GnMKYLuFkNmj0&index=55

Chicago~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAioYZEsdIE&list=PLh14s0coqCqityZU7T83cO9JZFHjHUDwt&index=131

Into The Woods~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP8fw_LhOOg

Message me if you want me to find any other ones

"I'm scary! Fear me!"

My friend: "You nerd."

Tag yourself: Spooky, Scary, Skeletons

Spooky: Has a lot of energy, wants attention, oversized sweaters, drinks tea, always brings snacks - just in case! knows all the candy stores in the city, cries in stressful situations, needs a hug, is the master of pranks, steal others food, just wants validation, gives the best hugs, is both a dog and a cat person, wears onesies as often as possible.

Scary: Edgelord, “Then perish”, Goth, is a night person, sarcasm 24/7, challenges god to smite them, is done, dark colours,  Wears high boots, likes basic things ~ironicly~, black eyeliner and eyeshadow, needs a nap but never sleeps, reads ghost stories in the dark, candles light up their room,  wants to make people slightly scared by their presence.

Skeletons: Wants to socialise, is loud, dances in their room, dresses up for Halloween, cites poetry, always wear headphones, is easily exited,  a big nerd, has no impulse control, wants to eat all the time but cant (Because they are a skeleton), predicts the plot-twists, extroverted, accidentally spoils things, knows everything about their favourite band.

The last green, the last yellow and the last red!! Pop off, King!🚦👑

Have you seen my fangs?

Tag yourself: Modern monsters.

Vampire: Black leather jackets and sunglasses, night owl, blood-red lipstick and black eye shadow, deep kisses, mysterious,  is a picky eater, intelligent and witty, buys old stuff for “the aesthetic”, wants to see the world, is a wine-person, can do a perfect snarl, eye-rolls at stupid people.

Werewolf: Long and colourfull nails, loves puppies, eat a lot of meat, playful, is athletic, protec and attac, can’t do math, is sweet and lovable, hoodies and running shoes,  loves to cuttle, always knows when the next full moon is.

Siren: Coloured hair, wears skirts and dresses, swims at night, shiny highlighter, doesn’t wear shoes, seduces people with her songs, eyes as deep as the ocean, shallow kisses, laughs at her own jokes, sings in the shower, likes the stars, collect crystals and seashells.

Zombie: Wears statement t-shirts, mixes food together, can’t do sports to save her life, knows all the memes, a fangirl TM, would lose her head if it weren’t attached to her body, pillow-forts and blankets, is very lazy.

Witch: Wears all black, magical symbols as tattoos, carries her potions in water-bottles, her house is full of plants, has a pet bird, loves the outdoors, grows her own greens, vegetarian, wears hats, scientific, cat-person.

Ghost: Is shy, cold colours, clothes that flow in the wind, sensitive, cries a lot, mostly stays at home, owns an ouija-board, want everyone to get along, pale, soft lipgloss, is always freezing, walks lightly, doodles on everything, stares through people, remember embarrassing things too often.

Perry is Spinel confirmed.

Types of girls: Female Cartoon Characters✨

Katara (ATLA): Protects her friends, is the mom friend, loves water, travels around the world, is the voice of reason, will kick your ass if you hurt her friends, is independent.

Hilda (Hilda): Enjoys the simple things in life, wants to make friends, draws in notebooks, makes everything an adventure, loves the outside, wants to study folklore, might be a witch, believes in kindness.

Stars (Star vs the forces of evil): unique clothes-style, makes up her own words, likes to party, lives wild, is optimistic and enthusiastic.

She-Ra (She-ra and the princesses of power): Is athletic, dedicates herself to help everyone, is strong-willed and hard-working, can make difficult decisions, is a feminine badass, goddess aesthetic.

Mable (gravity falls): Is everyone's friend, loves stargazing, lightens the mood, wants to make everyone smile, has crazy ideas, can eat literally anything, sweaters all year, can't wait for the summer break, loves animals.

Connie (Steven Universe): took self-defence lessons, always hangs out at her BFFs house, will fight anyone to protect her friends, overprotective parents, has a cute haircut, loves her fandoms.

Bonus:

Spinel (Steven Universe movie): Loves her BFF very much, is worried when you don't text her back, likes to think things through but rarely does it, tries to be edgy.