I've Tried To Tell Phineas And Ferb That They Shouldn't Go To College Ever Since They Were Little. .

I've tried to tell Phineas and Ferb that they shouldn't go to college ever since they were little. . .

Tag yourself: Conspiracy theories.

Tag yourself as these types of conspiracy theorists. If you relate to one of them you have to believe in that conspiracy - even if it is absolute nonsense. I’m sorry. I’m not a fan of it either but that is just how it has to be.

The moon landing was fake: Loves old movies, want to do research, drinks way too much coffee, makes collages, stays up all night, chocolate, fairy-lights, wears converse and denim jackets, drinks boba tea, vintage posters.

College is not free so that people will enlist in the military: Is a nerd, know-it-all, only talks when they have something to say,  thinks capitalism will be humanity’s downfall, just wants to take a nap, hopes memes will numb the pain, is probably right tbh.

Aliens build the pyramids: Thinks humans are lazy, loves space and history, wants to travel, stargazing, likes exodic foods, astronomy, wanted to go to the area 51 raid, takes aesthetically pleasing pictures of buildings, is an early bird.

Illuminati controls the world: Wants to be part of a friends group, is stubborn, wants to take down the government, covers their computer camera, wears leather jackets and sunglasses,  enjoys videogames,  buys pizza once a week.

The Lock Ness monster is real: Loves animals more than people, love mist, wants to go to the zoo, reads about dinosaurs, waterparks, likes walks in the evening, pets are the only friends you need, owns a million plants, loves rain. 

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-Perry

I think I'm a forest witch.

Types of witches.

Tag yourself.

Forest witch: She is friends with the forest animals, walks around with a lantern in the dark, her familiars scouts the forest for intruders, no sunlight can pass through the trees, fireflies light up the way for her, overgrown everything, stays up late to walk around the woods.

Swamp witch: Has a cape made of moss, mist crawls across the forest floor, she rises from the murky water, wants people to leave her alone, the vines seems to be alive around her, blends into the scenery, finds herbs and mushrooms for her potions.

Mountain witch: Lives in solitude, collects rocks, loves the clean mountain air, uses rainwater in her spells, wakes up early, hawks keep her company, reads the stars at night, lives in a stone hut, bathes in the waterfalls in the mornings, washes the sun rise and fall.

Village witch: Pretend to be doctor, wants to help people, makes amazing stew in her cauldron, is scared of fire, grows herbs in her garden, talks to ghosts in the graveyard, tries to keep her house clean but fails, has a black cat as a familiar.

Meadow witch: Lives in a cottage under a lonely tree, mist fills the air, no one can hide from her, let magical creatures stay in her house, people who walk into the meadow is never heard from again, the wind starts blowing when she appears in the distance, powerful magic.

Tag yourself: What kind of witch would you be? :) I’d probably be a Mountain Witch.


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Perry is in Hogwarts, you just never noticed him in the books, because he misplaced his Hogwarts hat after 3 days. . .

Tag yourself: magical schools.

Hogwarts: Drinks tea, warm colour scheme, running in the fields with friends, going to the market, sneaking sweets to class, secret tunnels, slumber parties, sits in the windowsill while reading, prefer autumn.

Beaubatons: Loves small cafes, likes pastel colours, wears long jackets,  learns new languages, draws in their spare time, takes school seriously, cat person, old marble buildings, flowers everywhere, prefers spring.

Durmstrang: Goes to the gym, wears warm clothes, snowball fights with friends, drinks hot chocolate by the fire, stone halls and torches, cuddles with huskies in the livingroom, prefer winter.

Ilvermorny: Epic glow-ups, can make the best of a bad situation, loves vibrant colours, long-distance friends, denim jackets, likes baking, camping trips, owns a shelf full of vinyl records, prefers summer.


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My squip is Doofenshmirtz.

Tag yourself: Musicals

Heathers: dark sense of humour, does calligraphy, falls in love quickly, just wants to survive high school, colourful clothes, gives pet-names, dates to 7/11, drinks beer.

Hamilton: ambitious, listens to rap, wants to make the world a better place, stands up for injustice, overachiever, majors in history, believes they could run the country better than the government, takes shots.

Phantom of the opera: hopeless romantic, listens to classical music, is sad, wears formal clothes to casual events, needs validation, theatre kidTM, loves dark colours, drinks wine.

Be more chill: knows all the memes, Is a weeb, listens to k-pop, needs someone to help them with math homework, loves their friends, voice cracks,  drinks mountain dew.


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Reletable

Back to school Gothic

Everyone has a new look for this school year. They all look completely different. You don’t recognize anyone.

The blinds are always down, and you don’t know why.

Orientation has been rescheduled to the end of the year. No-one addresses that this could be an issue.

Every time you put something in your pencil case it disappears. To where you don’t know. You just know that it won’t come back.

All new students get called up to the principal, but no one remembers what they were told.

Even though none of the windows is open, crows still get into all the classrooms. When a crow sits on a student’s desk they go home and never returns.

There is only one club in the entire school. No-one is allowed to join and all information about it is “classified”


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Perry Granger.

Types of girls: Female characters edition 

Katniss Everdeen (Hunger Games): Wears leather jackets, beautiful braids, is hot-headed but stands up for people, does not need a lot of friends but loves the ones she has, loves camping, owns a pet bird.

Hermione Granger (Harry Potter): Sweaters and tea for late-night reading, knows more than the teacher, says she only need fictional people but loves her real friends very much, lovely British accent.

Tris Prior (Divergent): Amazing haircut, designs her own tattoos, hard-working, solves problems by looking from different angles, wants to go her own way, is curious and brave, wants to make friends.

Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson):  Actually looks good in a school uniform, wants to study architecture or mythology, helps classmates with homework, always wakes up before everyone else at sleepovers, meet her best friends at summer camp.

Scary small-town aesthetic

Cobblestone streets.

Mist is everywhere.

Shadows whistles in the dark alleyways behind you.

Local cryptids disappear as fast as they show up.

No light can stop the night - no matter how hard you try.

Half of the houses are left abandoned ut you sometimes see shadow-figures walking in and out.

Sometimes people get a blank stare in their eyes and leave into the forest. They are never seen again.

You never open your eyes while trying to sleep. You are afraid of what might be looking at you.

Even though you meet the townsfolk every day they never seem to recognise you.

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