My Squip Is Doofenshmirtz.

I've tried to tell Phineas and Ferb that they shouldn't go to college ever since they were little. . .

Tag yourself: Conspiracy theories.

Tag yourself as these types of conspiracy theorists. If you relate to one of them you have to believe in that conspiracy - even if it is absolute nonsense. I’m sorry. I’m not a fan of it either but that is just how it has to be.

The moon landing was fake: Loves old movies, want to do research, drinks way too much coffee, makes collages, stays up all night, chocolate, fairy-lights, wears converse and denim jackets, drinks boba tea, vintage posters.

College is not free so that people will enlist in the military: Is a nerd, know-it-all, only talks when they have something to say,  thinks capitalism will be humanity’s downfall, just wants to take a nap, hopes memes will numb the pain, is probably right tbh.

Aliens build the pyramids: Thinks humans are lazy, loves space and history, wants to travel, stargazing, likes exodic foods, astronomy, wanted to go to the area 51 raid, takes aesthetically pleasing pictures of buildings, is an early bird.

Illuminati controls the world: Wants to be part of a friends group, is stubborn, wants to take down the government, covers their computer camera, wears leather jackets and sunglasses,  enjoys videogames,  buys pizza once a week.

The Lock Ness monster is real: Loves animals more than people, love mist, wants to go to the zoo, reads about dinosaurs, waterparks, likes walks in the evening, pets are the only friends you need, owns a million plants, loves rain. 

Mood.

Books 📖☕

I think I'm a forest witch.

Types of witches.

Tag yourself.

Forest witch: She is friends with the forest animals, walks around with a lantern in the dark, her familiars scouts the forest for intruders, no sunlight can pass through the trees, fireflies light up the way for her, overgrown everything, stays up late to walk around the woods.

Swamp witch: Has a cape made of moss, mist crawls across the forest floor, she rises from the murky water, wants people to leave her alone, the vines seems to be alive around her, blends into the scenery, finds herbs and mushrooms for her potions.

Mountain witch: Lives in solitude, collects rocks, loves the clean mountain air, uses rainwater in her spells, wakes up early, hawks keep her company, reads the stars at night, lives in a stone hut, bathes in the waterfalls in the mornings, washes the sun rise and fall.

Village witch: Pretend to be doctor, wants to help people, makes amazing stew in her cauldron, is scared of fire, grows herbs in her garden, talks to ghosts in the graveyard, tries to keep her house clean but fails, has a black cat as a familiar.

Meadow witch: Lives in a cottage under a lonely tree, mist fills the air, no one can hide from her, let magical creatures stay in her house, people who walk into the meadow is never heard from again, the wind starts blowing when she appears in the distance, powerful magic.

Tag yourself: What kind of witch would you be? :) I’d probably be a Mountain Witch.

Perry is in Hogwarts, you just never noticed him in the books, because he misplaced his Hogwarts hat after 3 days. . .

Tag yourself: magical schools.

Hogwarts: Drinks tea, warm colour scheme, running in the fields with friends, going to the market, sneaking sweets to class, secret tunnels, slumber parties, sits in the windowsill while reading, prefer autumn.

Beaubatons: Loves small cafes, likes pastel colours, wears long jackets,  learns new languages, draws in their spare time, takes school seriously, cat person, old marble buildings, flowers everywhere, prefers spring.

Durmstrang: Goes to the gym, wears warm clothes, snowball fights with friends, drinks hot chocolate by the fire, stone halls and torches, cuddles with huskies in the livingroom, prefer winter.

Ilvermorny: Epic glow-ups, can make the best of a bad situation, loves vibrant colours, long-distance friends, denim jackets, likes baking, camping trips, owns a shelf full of vinyl records, prefers summer.

Perry is Spinel confirmed.

Types of girls: Female Cartoon Characters✨

Katara (ATLA): Protects her friends, is the mom friend, loves water, travels around the world, is the voice of reason, will kick your ass if you hurt her friends, is independent.

Hilda (Hilda): Enjoys the simple things in life, wants to make friends, draws in notebooks, makes everything an adventure, loves the outside, wants to study folklore, might be a witch, believes in kindness.

Stars (Star vs the forces of evil): unique clothes-style, makes up her own words, likes to party, lives wild, is optimistic and enthusiastic.

She-Ra (She-ra and the princesses of power): Is athletic, dedicates herself to help everyone, is strong-willed and hard-working, can make difficult decisions, is a feminine badass, goddess aesthetic.

Mable (gravity falls): Is everyone's friend, loves stargazing, lightens the mood, wants to make everyone smile, has crazy ideas, can eat literally anything, sweaters all year, can't wait for the summer break, loves animals.

Connie (Steven Universe): took self-defence lessons, always hangs out at her BFFs house, will fight anyone to protect her friends, overprotective parents, has a cute haircut, loves her fandoms.

Bonus:

Spinel (Steven Universe movie): Loves her BFF very much, is worried when you don't text her back, likes to think things through but rarely does it, tries to be edgy.

It could be worse. It could be a panda in a fedora

Okay but imagine your nemesis being a platypus in a fedora

Me, creating a new chatacter:

If Julieta Madrigal can heal anything, then why does Mirabel and Agustín use glasses?

Doctor Doofenshmirtz?

"I'm scary! Fear me!"

My friend: "You nerd."

Tag yourself: Spooky, Scary, Skeletons

Spooky: Has a lot of energy, wants attention, oversized sweaters, drinks tea, always brings snacks - just in case! knows all the candy stores in the city, cries in stressful situations, needs a hug, is the master of pranks, steal others food, just wants validation, gives the best hugs, is both a dog and a cat person, wears onesies as often as possible.

Scary: Edgelord, “Then perish”, Goth, is a night person, sarcasm 24/7, challenges god to smite them, is done, dark colours,  Wears high boots, likes basic things ~ironicly~, black eyeliner and eyeshadow, needs a nap but never sleeps, reads ghost stories in the dark, candles light up their room,  wants to make people slightly scared by their presence.

Skeletons: Wants to socialise, is loud, dances in their room, dresses up for Halloween, cites poetry, always wear headphones, is easily exited,  a big nerd, has no impulse control, wants to eat all the time but cant (Because they are a skeleton), predicts the plot-twists, extroverted, accidentally spoils things, knows everything about their favourite band.