I'm Probably The Millionth Person To Make This Joke But This Is The Shit The Dekusquad Has To Deal With

I very much agree with this and would like to just say that Sero and Jiro would definitely be among the winners.

Who do you HC has the worst pokerface (in non-life-threatening situations).

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Good questions today!

As far as lying to friends, I think Deku would be the worst. He screams "I Break Down When People Grill Me For More Than Two Seconds". I think Iida would also feel like telling the truth is best, so he'd do poorly. And, uh, y'all remember when Todo asked Momo "but why didn't you just make our outfits?" and she PANICKED? Cause I do.

BUT, hear me out, I'm gonna take you literally.

Let's pretend the class decides to play poker... who'd give it away?

The majority would do okay. But, let me give you who I think are some winners and losers.

The winners:

1. Bakugou, but only because he scowls the whole time and no one can tell his happy scowl from his actual scowl.

2. Koda, no one really suspected him of anything and just kinda let him play... and he unended up blindsiding everyone.

3. Mina... weirdly good at this. No one really thought she would be but damn... she really puts it away.

4. Momo, also comes in clutch. Again, people didn't focus on her too hard but y'all KNOW my girl can strategize. (People rly forget that she beat an intelligence quirk. Her unedited mind beat someone who's quirk is to be smart. She CRUSHED that shit).

5. Aoyama, he just stares at everyone smiling and sparkling. Everyone's too weirded out and they fold pretty much immediately.

The... okay:

1. Todoroki, but only cause he keeps asking how to play and "are these good cards?" "YES BUT YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL US!" He gets it eventually and does pretty good after that.

2. Deku, he keeps accidentally mumbling and telling everyone what he has. If they actually pay attention to whatever he's saying, that is.

3. Tokoyami... Dark Shadow keeps giving him away for fun.

And our losers:

1. Uraraka, keeps biting her lip and pouting. Eventually, people picked up on it.

2. Kirishima, he really thought he'd be better at this, but his quirk slightly activates on his hand when he's excited, so they always know when he has good cards.

3. Finally, Kaminari, does not know how to play poker and does not know what a poker face is. No one is informing him he's not supposed to smile and cheer or frown and slam his head against the table cause it's just too damn funny.

Oh my god I can't fucking breathe

Bakugou internet search history

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Tumblr Show & Tell

I, father strange, will be hosting a tumblr show and tell. Please comment or reblog with a picture + explanation of your prized possessions that you would like to share with the class today. I expect to receive so many goblin jars, cursed pieces of Garfield merch, and questionably sourced bones.

Make sure you’re very comfortable with sharing because my favourites will be selected for a video!

I try my best ❤️

Day 6 of drawing for 30 days

Day Six: Lady Nagant (My Hero Academia)

i miss his annoying ass

i like this bra so i put fem dabi in it

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

@nagitosstolenhand do you know your extremely fucking funny

done with being the bigger person im about to start cleaving bitches in twain

"why are those legs so fucking sexy?"

He doesn’t know it yet but somebody’s *~ trespassing ~*