A Wild Keith Has Appeared! 🍇

non-southerner detected.

Drawing backgrounds? Not in my good Christian suburbs.

It's so weird to go from thinking "wow, these 15 year olds on Tumblr are so old" to thinking "wow, these 15 year olds on Tumblr are so young"

Carry On Alternative Ending:

It's the Summer before Eighth year again. Baz isn't kidnapped by numptites. The visitings never happen. The political climate is deteriorating as is Simon's and Baz's relationship. Simon and Agatha are still together.

Needless to say, nothing in Carry On happens.

The year goes on as the ones before it, and before they know it, Simon and Baz are having their big fight. Simon has Baz on the ground, and he's holding his swordtip over Baz's heart. Simon can't read his face, though there's a tear slipping down Baz's face. A few feet away, on either sides of Simon and Baz are Penny, Agatha, Dev, and Niall.

"Do it," Baz says.

Simon grimaces, his brow furrowed. He looks troubled. Baz can't understand why. "I never wanted it to come to this."

Simon brings his sword down through Baz's chest.

"I love you," Baz says at the same time that Simon says "I'm sorry."

Simon drops his sword, and collapses onto the ground, just as the sun falls beneath the horizon. Before he knows what's happening, the ground is spinning out from below him and he feels as if he's being taken somewhere.

He opens his eyes and comes face to face with a 15 year old Baz.

They've been granted a second chance.

This is super random, but I loooove your blog aesthetic (the mobile version, haven't check how it looks in a computer) the way your banner, profile pic and main color match

omg this is literally the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me <3 i literally just used a color palette photo extractor to figure out the perfect colors that matched my header lmao 

Haha! Yeah, really funny guys. I get it. It was funny. Now can I please get my Hogwarts letter? Hasn't this joke gone on long enough?

y'all remember back in 2016 everytime you saw fanart of a pale guy with dark hair you had to play a guessing game of "is this Keith, Nico, or Percy?" yeah i miss those days.

No offense but who the fuck is Detroit and why did he become human???

Are you sure you have never seen dinosaurs

Are you insinuating I go outside?

found this gem in my google docs