You Are Honestly All Gems.

meanwhile in the Gryffindor dorms

2am 

Harry: i’m immortal. I mean ive never died so you cant prove anything 

Ron: shut the hell up 

*a few moments later*

Ron in a cold sweat: shit you right.....

Why is there this weird stigma against moms in fandoms. Seriously is it so revolutionary that women with kids like tv shows or books or movies? Some people say that parents being in the same space as younger kids might prove problematic but y'all don’t give crap to middle age men sitting in their Captain Kirk shrines writing star trek meta on Reddit . And anyways nobody deserves for what they like to be shat upon ESPECIALLY not people who have brought others into this world and are the literal backbones of civilization. Next time u see a mother who likes sailor moon or marvel? Fucking deal

SKKSKSKSKSKSKS

Sandra(MC): The moon is really beautiful tonight.

Damien: It really is.

Matthew: *Whispering* Should we tell them that’a just tortilla you threw at the window?

Sam: No.

Has this been done?

Alexandria(MC): What’s the signal if something goes wrong?

Sam: How about “Oh, shit!”?

Alexandria: That’s good.

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( Sigh )…

You never fail to amuse us, do you, michaela.

The whole self love thing is good and all but some people can’t fathom being loved. They can’t imagine there being anything good about them. So they can’t simply just stop doing unhealthy things, there’s a process.

Imagine: Always being able to tell your boyfriend, George Weasley, apart from his brother.

Request: “Hi! I just found your bog and I must say I’m lovin’ it so far :) So I have an imagine! request for you if you don’t mind. Our girl is a Gryffindor who’s dating George. She’s extremely good at telling Fred and George apart to a level that it annoys Fred so much. So one day when she comes home to 7 Georges! They somehow convinced Billy, Charlie, Percy, Harry and Ron to drink polyjuice potion to look like George. She can still tell him apart but how? (Sorry this is quiet detailed)” For @innocentignorance

      You walked up to the front porch of the Burrow and knocked on the door. You had been invited over to have dinner with your boyfriend, George Weasley’s family, so here you were.

      “Y/N, come on in dear,” Mrs. Weasley greets upon opening the door, she seems a bit… tense. You brush it off and follow her inside, “The others are in the living room.”

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Sometimes I wish bloopers weren’t bloopers.

Audio extracted from the blooper reel (Malix Arc) of Seduce Me the Otome.

Wolfstar

* Sirius in denial *

Sirius: I swear I am straight 

James: pads you’re lying in the hospital wing because moony gave you a boner so powerful you started bleeding internally 

Sirius: yeah but I said no homo though...