I’m Not Saying Anything,,, But I’ve Always Known Klaus Is Royalty 

meanwhile in the Gryffindor dorms

2am 

Harry: i’m immortal. I mean ive never died so you cant prove anything 

Ron: shut the hell up 

*a few moments later*

Ron in a cold sweat: shit you right.....

Imagine: Always being able to tell your boyfriend, George Weasley, apart from his brother.

Request: “Hi! I just found your bog and I must say I’m lovin’ it so far :) So I have an imagine! request for you if you don’t mind. Our girl is a Gryffindor who’s dating George. She’s extremely good at telling Fred and George apart to a level that it annoys Fred so much. So one day when she comes home to 7 Georges! They somehow convinced Billy, Charlie, Percy, Harry and Ron to drink polyjuice potion to look like George. She can still tell him apart but how? (Sorry this is quiet detailed)” For @innocentignorance

      You walked up to the front porch of the Burrow and knocked on the door. You had been invited over to have dinner with your boyfriend, George Weasley’s family, so here you were.

      “Y/N, come on in dear,” Mrs. Weasley greets upon opening the door, she seems a bit… tense. You brush it off and follow her inside, “The others are in the living room.”

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Why is there this weird stigma against moms in fandoms. Seriously is it so revolutionary that women with kids like tv shows or books or movies? Some people say that parents being in the same space as younger kids might prove problematic but y'all don’t give crap to middle age men sitting in their Captain Kirk shrines writing star trek meta on Reddit . And anyways nobody deserves for what they like to be shat upon ESPECIALLY not people who have brought others into this world and are the literal backbones of civilization. Next time u see a mother who likes sailor moon or marvel? Fucking deal

{ Michaela Going Crazy MATURE Tumblr Style TAKE 2 }

( Sigh )…

You never fail to amuse us, do you, michaela.

Drarry with things me or my friends have said

Harry in obvious distress to Draco: I hope you choke on you own betrayal

Draco obviously hurt: I didn’t mean it babe and I said sorry a hundred times

Ron: omg what happened? What did Draco do?

Harry screaming: he ate my leftovers

Ron:.......

Ron:........

Ron: hoW DARE YOU STEAL MY BOYS FOOD

Alexandria(MC): What’s the signal if something goes wrong?

Sam: How about “Oh, shit!”?

Alexandria: That’s good.

Everyone deserves the good luck post

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Wolfstar

at a club

random stranger to Remus: why is that weirdo pointing at you and singing about having sex? 

Sirius: (singing locked out of heaven)

Remus: because he’s my weirdo 

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* Sirius in denial *

Sirius: I swear I am straight 

James: pads you’re lying in the hospital wing because moony gave you a boner so powerful you started bleeding internally 

Sirius: yeah but I said no homo though... 

Head Cannon: Alexandria Pt.3

What is this?   Thanks again to everyone who took the time to read/reblog/comment on my HCs. They important to me and your attention means so much. This is the last installment and I hope you liked being on this ride with me ^^ Enjoy reading ( OMG this got so much longer than I anticipated and is more like a story than HC)

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