Three Years Ago I Was Just About To Talk To My 'ex' For The Very First Time

looking at it now, all the posts about my crushes, cute boys at parties and sentimental delusions didn't age well lmao

and i mean i was just about to make a new one rn but i stopped myself bc i don't wanna get my hopes up again

please, don’t pretend to care about it. you made a mistake? it’s fine. you try to make up for it with excessive kindness, it only feels fake and awkward.

James: Who ate my leftovers?!

Sirius: Who ate my brother’s ass?

James, blushing: ...Okay. *Leaves quickly*

me taking forever to reply to both my crush and the toxic person i hate

thinking about the day someone will actually read my tumblr and find out it's about them-

i'll be so embarrassed and ashamed

sirius: please let me put eyeliner on you just this once, we can’t go to a punk show if you’re not wearing eyeliner

remus: alright, fine

sirius: *sees remus with eyeliner on*

sirius, choking: holy fuck, i think i might be gay

some people are so tall and beautiful and here I sit, 5′4 and resembling a shrunken mountain troll

Me: this is great!!! I finally have time to write! I can make some progress!

Me:

my english teacher just came up to my desk during the break to read the text i had written down and it starts with 'when my time comes..' and he just looked at me like 'wtf are you ok??'

i'm sorry sir i didn't mean to make you worried