Yaaaas Okay Here We Go:

omg this is adorable THANK YOU

Hi :D

kinda random ask but: your username is 'stoat on toast'...could you draw a stoat on toast? bonus points if it's cute and bonus bonus points if drawing it makes you happy :)

two sleepy boys

(it did :))

first post yall!!!

Hello tumblr! As the title of my blog suggests, I don't really know what I'm doing...

Current fandoms: (drumroll)

Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Good Omens, Marvel, DCU, Six of Crows, The Hunger Games, Throne of Glass, Percy Jackson, Hamilton, Hadestown, EPIC the Musical, Ghosts, and probably ten more by this time next week.

Expect headcannons, fic recs, and memes to ensue shortly

OKAY headcannon time:

Once in the 17th century Crowley and Aziraphale got into a fight about the best type of wine (Crowley likes red, Aziraphale likes white) and for the next decade or so, two of the best red and white wineries in England got a seemingly out-of-the-blue 'sponsor' who paid them outrageous amounts of money to grow the best grapes and buy the fanciest brewing equipment. The two wineries formed a dramatic feud that lasted for years, passively aggressively trying to drive each other out of business and sabotaging wine tasting competitions all over the country to try and one-up the other winery.

Until one day, two young ladies from each winery fell in love Romeo & Juliet style and ran off together to live out their dreams of lesbian beer brewing in Ireland. Moved, the mysterious sponsors tried the other's wine for the first time and had to admit they liked the other's better (although they would never tell each other that)

They mutually coincided to calling the great-wine-off a tie, and the legend of the feuding families is still present in some parts of the English countryside that Aziraphale and Crowley are still to sheepish to visit to this very day

These are amazing, thank you! I love the idea that she pretends not to care that much but secretly remembers the things the other ghosts like - that's so cute :D

okay, I have like a single headcannon that's been bouncing around my brain for ages: (this revolves around Isaac and Hetty because they're DEAREST FRIENDS and I love them <3)

When Hetty first died, she was used to having at least some control over the people around her, so she struggled a lot with the other ghosts not listening to her

one night she stormed out of the living (heh) room after an argument with some of the others and shut herself in one of the bedrooms. Only Isaac went up to find her

hesitantly, he told her that the men under his command never used to listen to him that much either

The two sat together for a bit, staring at the sunset, which soon became the start of a 130 year friendship

hiiiiii :D

I'm not up to date on ghosts yet but literally every episode makes me love Hetty even more so I was wondering if you have any favourite Hetty fanart/memes/headcannons/basically anything that you wanted to talk about

Hetty is like a meme farm for reaction memes. The whole show kind of is!

Headcanons I have:

- there's a room in the house that most don't know about, where Hetty goes to get away. The older ghosts know because they watched the house being built, but they pretend they dont know for her benefit.

- I find it fascinating that Hetty claiming power over the ghosts because "it's her house" isn't a running joke. Her character seems like she would be that way. Because of this i assume she USED to be that way. I imagine the ghosts had to work through this with her, pressing on the fact that they've been on the land for generations before she was even born until she gave up.

- as she has experienced growth she has become more interested in the modern world, asking the ghosts more questions about their lives and cultural changes.

- she is really good at remembering facts about people and insists she does it to manipulate but she actually does care.

I had more and I'm sure I'll think of them as soon as I hit post. Do you have any? @all-the-hyper-fixations

GUYS I can't listen to ANY songs without Aziracrow breaking my heart T_T

And if I can't listen to music without crying anymore, NEITHER CAN YALL

Anyway I now present: Stick Season by Noah Kahan is so good omens coded (season 2 especially)

As you promised that I more than all the miles combined, you must of had yourself a change of heart back halfway through the drive, 'cause you voice trailed off exactly as you passed my exit sign, kept on driving straight and left our future to right.

Now I am stuck between my anger, in the blame that I can't face...and I'm terrified of weather, 'cause I see you when it rains.

Now I am no longer funny, 'cause I miss the way you laugh, you once called me forever, now you still can't call me back.

Ad I'll dream each night of some version of you that I might have but I did not lose, now your tired tracks and one pair of shoes, and I'm spilt in half, but that'll have to do, oh that'll have to do, my other half was you, I hope this pain just passing through, but I doubt it.

best uncle 14 fr

oh he is already such a great uncle, giving her the look of ‘I’m supposed to be retired but for you? Say no more, we’ll sneak away tomorrow, your wish is my command’

you look great in that frog costume

ooooooh I love this concept

Headcannon:

Tolkien describes many of the elves in LOTR as ‘beautiful and perilous’ or some other combination to the same effect. What if Elves created uncanny valley effects towards the other races of Middle-earth?

The elves keep a little too still.

They blink, but hardly enough to be ‘normal’.

Their skin is a little too perfect.

Elves’ grace feels more predatory.

They can be completely silent.

In conclusion, give me more unsettling Tolkien elves. Please, fanfic writers I beg you.

“But the TARDIS does your hair?”

“It…uh it does”

Something about the doctors delivery there makes me think this is like the time lord equivalent of your mum doing your hair xD

Bentley headcannons: PART 2 BABYYYY

Crowley brought her from new in 1934

this also happened to be the year where driving tests were made mandatory in England

Crowley was so mad that in protest he brought the Bentley and proceeded to drive her at increasingly high speeds around central London

he still hasn't gotten a proper drivers licence to this day (don't tell Aziraphale that though)

Although Crowley has only put petrol in her once, after hearing the saying 'you wouldn't put a soft drink into a car and expect it to run' (this was meant to encourage people to drink more water, though, really, cars can't run on water either...)

Crowley decided to pour 2 whole litres of diet coke into the Bentley and see what happened (he survived for over 5 miles on sheer power of will)

There's always a book in the glove compartment just in case Aziraphale gets bored

currently, it's The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde, but before that it used to be Pride and Prejudice (Crowley read the first couple of chapters of that one and pretended to annoyed by it, but a few days later Aziraphale saw him sneaking back into the car to keep reading it)

He fell asleep in the Bentley once, and when he woke up he realized she had shifted his seat back so he wouldn't get a cramped neck from sitting upright all night <3