This Pandemic Will End And You’ll Claim The Window Seat In Your Favorite Cafe, Stand In A Crowd At

the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i'm in tears just thinking about it

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

love those little tomatoes that you keep your sewing pins in. why did they make them tomatoes?? we’ll never know

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

“i love you”s are not a limited resource and should be used constantly, at any occasion, all the time!!!!!!!!!!

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”