Decided To Dust Off My Old Art Blog With A Rough Doodle Of Everyone's Favorite Gambler.

Life lessons EPIC: The Musical taught me

Don't trust strangers

Don't eat meat

Kill people

Don't give strangers your ID and credit card info

Don't trust friends

Obey Odysseus

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves (AKA. "kill people")

Don't trust a stranger godess & eat meat

If your great grandpa offers you drugs, just go with it

Men are pigs (haha I love Circe so much our girl has a sense of humor)

Other ways of persuasion can save you, including: seduction, sympathy

Don't listen to dead people

Listen to dead people

If a woman claims to be your wife but has a tail, funny ears and a dolphin who's supposed to be your daughter (you don't have a daughter) she's not your wife

Sirens are legitimate food (meat though?)

Do what it takes to survive

Dangerous creatures aim for the tourches

Don't trust friends (fr they are a bunch of losers)

Obey. Odysseus.

DONT! EAT! MEAT!

A big heart and a godess' help aren't enough to not lose a battle

Losing a battle is a win as long as you're not dead? (Jesus christ Telemachus has low standards)

Godesses can't die

Stockholm syndrom doesn't beat longing and PTSD

Not cheating on your wife pays (unlike sacrificing your uncle and never trying tequilla)

Don't trust Zeus

Don't play safe (AKA. "ruthlesness")

Don't think that you beat the final boss (there is another one)

Violence is always the answer (AKA. "ruthlesness" lol)

Murder is bad

Rape is bad

Dangerous creatures aim for the tourches (ohhhh they really are the same)

Obey Telemachus

Murder is good

Tiresias is always right

You still haven't beaten the final boss. There is another one. It's you. (Maybe the real final boss is the friends we made along the way 💔)

There is no hope and ruthlesness is mercy upon ourselves but idk Athena go pet a rabbit or something

If a man claims to be your husband and is genuianly offended when you ask him to move your bed (he carved it inside an olive tree, it can't be moved without chopping the roots down) he is indeed your husband

True love overcomes the ick of murder

And let's of course not forget these four that deserve their own list:

Don't open this bag

Open this bag

Don't open this bag under any circumstances

Open this bag (appereantly it's the most powerfull object in the universe)

Al when someone flirts with him:

GODS FORBID THERES ANY ARTISTIC MERIT ON OUR TELEVISIONS.

Just learned Netflix cancelled Kaos Season 2.

FUCK NETFLIX. Im never watching anything from that shitty streaming service if they keep fucking shows over. GOOD shows!

So many were done so dirty. I don't even care anymore. They don't deserve my attention if all they care about is money.

"Thought I was patient, but I bit right through

I could never get enough of you

I could never get enough of you

I don't lose."

Red and Blue rivalry is just Autism vs ADHD

could you draw some litpollo?

Litpollo save me litpollo

Reblog this post if your aromantic and/or asexual

I'm trying to prove a point

Edit: or anything aspec 😊

He just really loves his crew ♥️

the way kripke has a favorite child from spn and it's jackles

What if Lilith order was not to take down the hotel from the inside but to protect her family while she was incapable to do it