I Guess..

"Potter!Potter! Is it true you fainted? I mean you actually fainted?"

Draco

How did I not notice this before?

So... I was watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for like the 100th time and saw something during the scene of the Fat Lady trying to sing. Look at the portraits.

In particular this one.

Now tell me, does that look like Lord Voldemort or what?

I made these...

Feel free to request a character or something.

Both is very good.

I tried.

Don’t ask i just found a picture like this on Pintrest, and I copped it.

🔼🔼

Original picture.

Haha she thinks.

Why my mom thinks I like green:

The actual reason I like green:

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Umbridge: What do you want Snape?

Snape: I wanted to say something.

Umbridge: Well go ahead.

Snape: Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly until I say you.

Harry:😂

Lucius: I’m old.

Draco: ...

Lucius: Your supposed to say, “Your not old father.”

Draco:  But you are old father.

In Dumbledore’s Office

Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?

Fred: To get to the idiots house.

Fred: Knock, Knock.

Dumbledore: Who’s there.

Fred: The Chicken.

Dumbledore: ...

Fred: ...

Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.

Fred: What?

Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.