reblog and put in the tags: your favorite season, your star sign, your favorite color and if you prefer dogs or cats!
Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?
Fred: To get to the idiots house.
Fred: Knock, Knock.
Dumbledore: Who’s there.
Fred: The Chicken.
Dumbledore: ...
Fred: ...
Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.
Fred: What?
Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.
Umbridge: What do you want Snape?
Snape: I wanted to say something.
Umbridge: Well go ahead.
Snape: Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly until I say you.
Harry:😂
One day I’m going to get a black dog and name it Padfoot.
Apparently I like British guys with the first name Tom....
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HARRY POTTER MEME ϟ [1/1] HOUSES You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that. Slytherin House at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
"Potter!Potter! Is it true you fainted? I mean you actually fainted?"
Draco
Girls don’t want real boyfriends. Girls want to marry their fictional character crushes.