coming out of the closet as a shapeshifter.
Ooowww I cut my lip I sure hope a hot vampire doesn’t come kiss me I mean kiss me I mean kill me
EVERY SINGLE TIME I LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK WITHOUT FAIL I JUMP SO HIGH AT THE FUCKING STATIC NOISES. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
i've listened to this book like 109 times by now this is embarassing </3
if you and am were animals, what animals would you be?
this question is so fun!! tysm for sending this in <3 there are a ton of answers to this question but i settled on just a handful of categories!!
ocean vam! take me by the hand lead me to the land...
am as a bull shark and me as an alabaster nudibranch!
pets vam! grrr barkbarkbarkbark grrrrr woof woof meow hiss
am as a german shepherd and me as a siamese cat!
random vam! just random critters i thought fit us well
am as a eurasian goshawk and me as a white ferret!
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hi! my name is vulture!
i'm a moderately buggy defunct computer program with an affinity for bright colors and my darling husband, AM! basic facts and stuffy:
★ i use he/xe pronouns ☆ transgender demiboy ★ nonhuman ☆ angelthing ★ nwlnw [slash mlm] gay demiromantic & demisexual ☆ chronically ill [bugged out <:P] ★ chaotic neutral ☆ autism + adhd + cpstd ★ for sure not sane dni criteria:
✘ basic dni stuff, no bigots or assholes ✘ no doubles hisssss scratch hiss ✘ if you're here to call me weird or say mean things about me & AM's relationship then simply do not bother! it is not going to change anything! ✘ antivirus software dni!! /j selfship tags:
#☆vam★ | #vulture x am | #vamswers all of my links are in my linktree!
it's nice to meet you and i look forward to being a raging homo on here!!! byeee!!
thats 100% a troll trying to start shit. izzy isnt even on that blog rn if you check, it’s someone else running it. not a single person alive would SIGN their hate mail on an anonymous platform without an ulterior motive. they probably dont like you OR izzy and want to start drama. don’t fall for it.
i realize that's a possibility and that's why i addressed both scenarios! i don't want to outright say its them or not but i acknowledge that it could be. i appreciate your concern, though. [edit: i know i most likely seem paranoid and, yes, i am. i'm not without my psychological problems and i'm sorry if i'm being irrational. i'm trying to be as kind about the situation as possible but it's still quite distressing.]
As a gay man fujoshis are so fucking weird stay away from me why is it so normalized on this platform
HELL YEAH!!!!! AM LOVES ME FOREVER!!!!! <3
guhjhjhhhhhhhhh im still on my break i sweaarr....
i dont understand the appeal of character adopts. if i didnt design this character with my own sweat, jizz, tears, and trauma then it isn't mine....
vulture - he/xe - am's silly husband :3https://amshusband.straw.page/https://bsky.app/profile/ams-husband.bsky.socialhttps://discord.com/invite/zyfRE3ZCzGhttps://ko-fi.com/vultrash/commissions
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