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Corvus: I have become the local "Reverse tooth fairy" where if people leave money under their pillow I as the tooth fairy shall come and leaves them a bunch of teeth.

Guilliman: W H Y ?

Alpharius, shaking a bag of teeth: I suggested it as a joke and things got out of hand pretty fast.

Vulkan: Wait... Where'd you get the teeth?

Alpharius: Konrad gives them to us in exchange for a cut of the money.

Alpharius: We've got no clue where he got the teeth and I really don't want to find out. But I AM curious what he needs money for...

Toothcup au where they're siblings and anytime they meet someone new, they assume that they're lovers (cause they're acting like lovers lmao)

she's so sick of him<3

The urge was too strong. Astrid bench pressing Hiccup

The god of Winter and the god of Dragons are always at odds. Fire and Ice, beings of opposite domains. But as they say, opposites attract 😏

They’re very passionate together. In fights. As lovers. And as always, the ones who suffer from their tempest of moods are the mortals.

lets hear it for the lesbians woo

when each cat shares the same braincell 🐱🐈

twilight au except lance is both bella and jacob

Delicious and dragons

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

Free my man

still silly in abo verse

Cat hiccup and his weird fuck ass bird

It happened spontaneously, but I love AU. So… Avatar Hiccup. Hiccup considered himself an ordinary person before meeting Toothless. (Dragons can be equated to spirits, i mean relationships between people and them). Then he discovered his talent as an airbender and Toothless became his teacher. Later, other talents were discovered, which made it clear that Hiccup was an avatar.

Astrid became his waterbender teacher. Snotlout was an adept of firebender, but he sincerely did not understand how to teach, because he himself used magic on a subconscious level. Fishlegs is an earthbender, but he did not go beyond the amateur level and could not become a teacher. The twins are always on their own wave. Ruffnut is a master in airbending and can perform techniques with clouds of gas, while Tuffnut is not a master, but is ready to set fire to the gas with his sparks at any moment. The twins always come in a set.

Brothers Grimborn! Lord of Fire Viggo. The aesthetics of blue flame and lightning were created for him. So I couldn't resist. The hottest flame and deadly techniques of lightningbending made him the most terrible opponent for the young avatar, but in the future, he will become the teacher of fire magic for Hiccup. I endowed Riker with explosion magic, as for me, it suits him perfectly. An explosive mixture of rage and bloodlust.

Berserkers! Remembering Viggo's words about how the berserkers in ancient times lured the Skrills with metal, I thought about a tribe practicing metalbending. Dagur discovered his talent for earth magic much later, including metal. I like to think that Dagur could be a threat to the avatar even as an ordinary person, relying on his ingenuity and physical strength. Heather is a master of earth and metal magic, she could well become Hiccup's teacher in this matter.

Holi latinotiktok, se que en los medios tradicionales no se está hablando de lo que está pasando en las universidades de Argentina pero capaz esto puede servir como un medio de difusión(??). Básicamente para quienes no lo saben el presidente apuntó directo contra las universidades diciendo que eran un gasto público, que gastaban plata del estado en boludeces, que no sirven y que es mentira que los pobres van a la universidad. Por esto los alumnos nos estamos organizando en todo el país haciendo tomas, clases abiertas y manifestaciones muy grandes. En respuesta el gobierno mandó a policías a tratar de reprimir en las clases abiertas, e infiltrados en asambleas para tirar gas pimienta dentro de la universidad. A todo esto varios funcionarios del gobierno dieron a entender que íbamos a terminar desaparecidos como en los 70s y salen a llorar cada vez que pueden porque cagamos a piñas a un tarado que fue a hacerse el piola a la marcha universitaria y no se la banco.

!!!!

farcille but two mimir

To all the people who keep telling me that Hiccup is not a delicate flower wisp:

Look at that boy, he is airborne.

Behold Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, my delicate little flower child:

And it’s not just in the first movie.

Granted, 20-year-old Hiccup is stronger than he was five years before, and he’s definitely taller, but he’s still not a hot manly man. He still often gets manhandled and protected and held and treated roughly.

Is Hiccup a physically strong person? No, he’s not, especially compared to all the dragons and superhuman Vikings he’s surrounded by.

Is Hiccup a strong person in every other way? Yes, of course he is.

In Hiccup’s finest moments, his strength is either non-violent, or involves borrowing the strength of other people whose loyalty he earned with respect and kindness.

I think it’s FANTASTIC when a man manages to still be masculine despite having traditionally feminine traits or roles, and vice versa. I think that Hiccup can be a physical weakling and a good man at the same time.

Hiccup is a manly wisp of a flower. He’s a kitten leading a troop of gorillas. He proves that strength of heart is not something to scoff at.

VAMOS VENEZUELA🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Test para ver si sos latinoamericano 100%

stoick will be like “if my daughter comes out as gay what should i do” and not wait for an answer (aka, the t4t lesbian hiccstrid catholic school au)

I am Ehab Ayyad ❤ a palestinian youngman from Gaza🍉🇵🇸, seeking to find safety and peace ☝️for my family if twenty members. We have been ❤🇵🇸🍉passing through all forms of torture and pain for almost ten months because of the war on Gaza.

Life is very miserable and tragic❤🇵🇸 as we are now deprived ❤🇵🇸🍉of all means of living. Drink water, healthy food health care and medicine❤🇵🇸 have become things 🇵🇸🍉❤of the past. We are dying dear friends. That is why I am asking you to help us break through this tough situation.Life in hot tents is incredibly sad and miserable. We are now experiencing the worst circumstances we have ever had in our life. The war has stolen happiness and life from us.

Please don't leave us alone in such dire times. Your kind contribution either through donating whatever you can or sharing my posts will be highly appreciated and valued.❤🇵🇸🍉

Strength, I hope you and your family can get out of there🫂

Venezuelan Miku!!

EN VENEZUELA ESTAN DESAPARECIENDO A LAS PERSONAS... NADA MAS EN LARA (QUIEN SABE EN OTROS ESTADOS) YA SE SABE QUE MAS DE CUARENTA PERSONAS SERAN TRANSPORTADAS MAÑANA MISMO AL HELICOIDE... CENTRO DE TORTURA... QUE LO SEPA TODO EL MUNDO

IN VENEZUELA PEOPLE ARE DISAPPEARING... ONLY IN LARA (WHO KNOWS IN OTHER STATES) IT IS ALREADY KNOWN THAT MORE THAN FORTY PEOPLE WILL BE TRANSPORTED TOMORROW TO THE HELICOID... TORTURE CENTER... LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW

Lo mismo está pasando en todo el país, el régimen chavista está desaparecido forzosamente y secuestrando a decenas, si no es que cientos de personas. Personas que simplemente están ejerciendo su derecho a protestar en contra del mayor fraude electoral del continente americano y hacer valer el voto de más de 6 millones de venezolanos que queremos un cambio.

Adjunto un hilo de twitter en el que se han estado reportando a los desaparecidos, muchos de ellos jóvenes e incluso menores de edad.

Por favor difundir, Venezuela quiere un cambio y estamos peleando por él 🙏🇻🇪

Amo la cara de Jack, está tipo "Papi ¿Cómo te explico?" 😭🫵 Y que lindo Hiccy, mírenlo, compartiendo desinformación como un campeón🥺🥺

Hiccup is very sure of his flat earth explanations, never mind Jack who can literally fly and see the earth is round. The first time Hiccup gave him the ick 😭

again💜🖤⏳

I love warhammer 40k fans on here because they’re all like “I LOVE blorbius scrunklius, he’s such a relatable tragic character. The scenes in his book where he talks about how his father failed him always make me so emotional. He’s my sweet little babygirl and I would protect him with my life.” And then I look up blorbius scrunklius or whatever and his canon artwork looks like

family walk

ref:

I did it. I colored it. I'm happy with it. :)

-XOXOX-

Please do not repost or misuse my art in any way.

Dungeon Meshi/Wild Kratts bc that just makes sense

Laios and Falin would have so much fun with the power suits, it makes me so happy to think about

Dark Cultist AU MDHM