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What’s in a Name?

A/N: This is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever written in my entire life. But it’s soft. Because Marcus Pike is soft and deserves all the love. Granted, I’ve only watched The Mentalist all the way through once, so…do with that what you will. 

Pairing: Marcus Pike x F!Reader (no y/n)

Rating: PG for mention of guns??? I just want to be on the safe side. Idiots in love. Falling in love with someone and not knowing their name. Cliche use of a Quote from Romeo + Juliet.

Word Count: 3.3k 

Summary: The five times Marcus Pike tries to learn your name and the one time he actually does.

Pike was unlucky in love. He knew it. He had started to accept it when things fell apart with Lisbon. His friends and fellow agents, the assholes, actually took pity on him and said he’d find the right person eventually. He just didn’t anticipate having to meet her over and over again.

… that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet... (Romeo + Juliet)

Sometimes, every once in a while, he actually hated his job. Sure, he got to go undercover, stop criminals, right some wrongs, and be called ‘agent’ on top of it. But, right now, listening to some sycophant rant and rave about the “superiority of Cubism over Dadaism,” he wanted to switch careers. There was supposed to be a sale of a stolen Cézanne happening at this gallery in Los Angeles and Pike had suspected the guy with the too-tight three piece suit and bad transatlantic accent was the ring-leader of the whole theft and re-sale. He just needed to not spork his eyes out until he saw money pass hands from the agent he’d sent in to pose as the buyer and the thief-turned-art-asshole. He thought it would only take an hour or two, busts like this usually did—but this guy loved the sound of his own voice so much that he had been going on a tangent about 20th century art movements for nearly four hours now and had somehow gathered a bit of an audience, too, debating with others, and the like. It was exhausting just listening to him.

“If you give me ten dollars, I’ll spill some red wine on his shirt and he’ll be forced to leave.”

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Tony: It’s fine, I understand. You might find this hard to believe, but I can be a little childish sometimes, myself.

Stephen: Yes. You have gum in your hair right now.

Tony: Noted.

Aragorn: Legolas, can we talk? One ten to another?

Legolas: I am an eleven, but continue.

Prussia: If I were dating you, well, heh. Let’s just say that horses wouldn’t be called horses anymore.*walks away*

Canada: Hey what the fuck does this mean

Canada: Im shaking what does this mean

9: I will not be using a loophole. As always, I will be using the main hole, or no hole. I choose no hole.

Jack: You just said “hole” way too much, Doctor.

Rose: And that’s coming from Jack.

9: Yes, that is concerning.

Omera: Truth or dare?

Mando: Truth.

Omera: How many hours have you slept this week?

Mando: Dare.

Omera: I dare you to go to sleep.

Mando: I don’t like this game.

Narcissa Malfoy, at her trail: *crying* So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn, and ache, and shop? Don’t I deserve love... and jewellery.

Scout: Can someone else be the bad example in the group?

Engineer: but you wear shame so well

Scourge also ft. Bone

Only because I’m curious. F*ck Marry Kill Ouran High School Host Club Tamaki, Kyoya , Honey

Ohh this one’s a bit tricky, but I’d have to go with: F*ck Kyoya, Marry Tamaki and (unfortunately) Kill Honey 

F-Marry-Kill

Send me f-marry-kill asks!

Fandoms and characters:

Attack on Titan

Armin Arlet

Erwin Smith

Jean Krestain

Levi Ackerman

Mike

Doctor Who

9 

10

11 

Jack Harkness

Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts

Albus Potter

Draco Malfoy

Bill Weasley

Charlie Weasley

George Weasley

Fred Weasley

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Neville Longbottom

Newt Scamander

Theseus Scamander

Severus Snape

Percival Graves

Teddy Lupin

BBC Sherlock

Sherlock 

Mycroft

John 

Moriartiy

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Tamaki

Kyoya

Honey

Mori

Karou

Hikaru

Naruto

Kakashi

Lee

Gai

Shino

Shikamaru

Itachi

Iruka

Yamato

Sassori

Hidan

Gaara

Omui

A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones

Jon Snow

Brynden Tully

Stannis Baratheon

Robb Stark

Petyr Baelish/Littlefinger

Jorah Mormont

Tyrion Lannister

Jaime Lannister

Oberyn Martell

My Hero Academia

Deku

Iida

Kirishima

Kimimari

Dabi 

Twice

Aizawa

Hitoshi

Todoroki

Marvel

Stephen Strange

Charles Xavier 

Hank Mccoy

Scott Summers

Peter Maxinoff

Kurt Wagner

Bruce Banner

Thor 

Loki

Peter Parker

Scott Lang

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Logan Howlett

Gambit

Sean Cassidy

Quentin Beck

Everett Ross

Free!

Rin

Haru 

Makoto

Sosuke

Rei

Nagisa

Momo

Yuri! on Ice

Victor

JJ

Christpoh

Yurio

DC

Dick Grayson

Tim Drake

Wally West

Tempest

Booster Gold

Conner Kent

Hal Jordan

Kyle Rayner

Roy Harper

Oliver Queen

2P! Hetalia

America/Allen

Britian/Oliver

Prussia/Gilen

Germany/Lutz

Italy/Luciano

Romano/Flavino

Austria/Roland

Spain/Alejandro

France/Jacques

Canada/James

Hetalia

America/Alfred

Britain/Arthur

Canada/Matt

Denmark/Matthias

Finland/Tino

Germany/Ludwig

Greece/Heracles

Iceland/Emil

Italy/Feli

Japan/Kiku

Lithuania/Toris

Norway/Lukas

Prussia/Gilbert

Romano/Lovino

Russia/Ivan

Scotland/Allistor

Sweden/Berwald

Misc Characters

Klaus Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

Anthony Janothnoy Crowley

Aziraphale

Alec Hardy

Sir Thomas Sharpe

Tommy Shelby

Marcus Pike

Javier Peña

Frankie Morales

Marcus Mareno

Misc anime characters

Roy Mustang

Hughes

Professor Stien

Gray Fullbuster

Sebastian

Ichigo

Ban

Loki (Fairy Tail)

Grell

BBC Merlin

Merlin

Gawaine

Percival

Lancelot

Youtubers

Arin Hansen

Dan Avidan

Jacksepticeye

Markiplier

Ross O’Donovan

Barry Kramer

Rhett Mclaughlin

Link Neal

Blue (Overly Sarcatic Productions)

Geoff Thew

Actors

Benedict Cumberbatch

David Tennant

Martin Freeman

Matt Smith

David Thewlis

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Evens

Chris Pine

Tom Hiddleston

Tom Holland

Tom Felton

Daniel Radcliffe

James Mcavoy

Jake Gyllenhaal

Pedro Pascal

Be creative, combine fandoms!

Ask me anything!!!!

Anyone want to ask anything? 

I’m taking a break from writing fics for a bit.

Rules: bold anything that applies to you and tag 10 people

I was tagged by @mymagicsuitcase

Appearance

I’m over 5’5” // I wear contacts / glasses // I have blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have blue eyes // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I had braces// I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I don’t always wear makeup // I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // I prefer nike to adidas // I wear baseball hats backwards

Hobbies

I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami // I prefer movies to TV shows // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with my friends // I travel for work  // I can do a handstand

Relationships

I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year // I have a crush // I have a best friend I have known for ten years // my parents are together // I have dated my best friend // I am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // I have a long-distance relationship // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends (only if they ask) // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online

Aesthetics

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sunrise // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // the sound of chirping (birds) calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep // I enjoy thunderstorms //I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire // I pay close attention to colours // I find mystery in the ocean // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

Misc

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote(s) // I like the smell of sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick-shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least three dogs

So, I developed this habit ever since Tumblr became my go-to place for reader-insert fanfics of falling in love with characters from shows and movies that I have and will likely never see to the point of actually inserting myself into certain scenarios (i.e; I’ll rewrite the reader’s dialogue to be what I think I would actually say in the given situation)  and coming up with my own headcanons for certain scenarios, Good Omens (specifically Crowley), Doctor Who (specifically 10 and 11) and Sherlock (specifically the detective himself) are the biggest examples of this phenomenon. This also happens with shipping, in which case Johnlock is the biggest example. If I were to watch Sherlock, I would most defiantly see Sherlock and John only as close friends and just roll my eyes when the show is deliberately ship-teasing them. 

YAAS!!!!! I’m always extremely excited when this absolutely amazing woman says she’s working on a big video or releases a new Glass of Water!!! Lily, I love your work and Glass of Water has taught me so many things!! Several Glass of Waters are among my favorite videos on YouTube!!! So, in short: LONG LIVE LILY ORCHARD!!!! BLESS THIS WOMAN!!!! REPENT YOUR SINS AND BOW DOWN TO QUEEN LILY!!!!!!

PS: I just got my wisdom teeth out today, so this post has just made my day infinitely better!

PPS: Fun Fact: I’m actually currently listening to Glass of Water: YAAS QUEEN in the background.

Have you thought about doing a video on pokemon? Really anything about pokemon. I mean its clear you adore the series to an extent and it'd be interesting to hear your two cents on the series itself.

Working on a full series retrospective

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!! Lee is just the sweetest and Sakura deserves SOOOOOO much better than a distant, emotionally abusive a-hole like Saskue!!! Just everything in this post is perfect  

👏 SAKURA 👏 SHOULD 👏 HAVE 👏 ENDED 👏 UP 👏 WITH 👏 ROCK 👏LEES 👏 PRECIOUS 👏 SELF 👏 BECAUSE 👏 HE 👏 WOULD 👏 TREAT HER 👏 RIGHT 👏👏👏👏👏

All About Me

"sigh" Before I start this, I'm not writing this for sympathy or attention.... honestly, I probably really shouldn't be writing at all...but here here I am... Well, here it goes....

I was born with a rare disease called Neutropenia, which means I had a deficiency in white blood cells. Despite this, however for most of my infancy, I was normal. I hit the developmental stages when I was supposed to. When I turned one though, I started to have febrile seizures. From there on out, I was in and out of the hospital. At three I became a test subject for a treatment that basically was just me taking a shot in my stomach. So, from three to eight I did just that. The seizures gave me brain damage. When this was discovered, I was initially misdiagnosed with Nonverbal Learning Disorder (NLD) a neurological disorder. It wasn’t until I was thirteen that my family and I found out that I actually have mild Cerebral Palsy. I tend to walk on my toes or more accurately, my right foot will pop up and my left will follow. I’m naturally right handed but my CP predominantly affects my right side, so instead I use my left because it’s more comfortable and easier. I also have difficult time with nonverbal social cues. I also have a difficult times with math, not basic math I know one plus one equals two or that 2 times 2 equals 4, I have a difficult time with more complex problems like ones with fractions or just algebra in general. My CP also affects my hand-eye coordination, which is really awful. Despite my problems however, I’m a fairly typical eighteen-year-old girl. In fact , doctors didn’t even expect me to live as long as I have so I’m kinda a miracle.On that note, I’m pretty much done, so bye….

                     Kat

(So, this was long and self-indulgent…… If you have any questions or comments please leave them below or send me an ask and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. Also please feel free to refer to me by my real name: Kat)

Feel free to ask me any of these or anything else you can think of!!!

ASK AWAY

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?