Drowning In The Present Of A Past That I Couldn't Change.

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Isopod

2007 eBird gem

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

this isn’t autism, but when I get stressed about people not emailing me back in a timely manner, I go and make a chart of their past email response times, find the average, plot the average on my calendar, and then wait for that date to be stressed

Reblog to be assigned one random catfish.

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

Blueberry: I can’t believe how hard they’re working us these days

Apple: oh my god yeah we’re so understaffed it’s ridiculous

Pear: At least we have Banana and Orange working today

Strawberry: ooh guys I have some really bad news

Pear: oh no what is it…

Strawberry:

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

The artist Paweł Ponichtera seems to have inexplicably dedicated a massive amount of time and effort to hyper-detailed and hyper-accurate illustrations of chinchillas engaged in historical fencing, many with clear and specific reference to particular historical treatises. So, I give you:

Hans Talhoffer Chinchillas

Harnisfechten Chinchillas

Joachim Meyer Longsword Chinchillas

Fantastical Snail Marginalia Chinchillas

Olympic Epee Chinchillas

Salvator Fabris Rapier-in-the-Nude Chinchillas

Napoleonic Saber Chinchillas

Arabic Shamshir Chinchillas

18th Century Smallsword Chinchillas

I.33 Sword and Buckler Chinchillas