I Love You Gar.... My Best Friend Gar

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

my predominant method of locomotion is creeping but I’ve also been known to skitter on occasion

the African wild cat (from which house cats are descended) looks like a normal house cat but with uncomfortably longer legs

On lost love

Vita Sackville-West, Everything Everywhere All at Once, Lee Martens, ?, ?,?, Clementine von Radics

When I find out someone loves animals in the wolves/cats/bears way I’m like oh nice same but when I find out someone loves animals in the orange-footed pimpleback mussel way I’m like holy shit holy shit same let’s stop what we’re doing right now so you can tell me about all the invertebrates you’ve ever loved with that sweet pure heart and curious mind you have

The Great Bend Weekly Tribune, Kansas, March 2, 1906

they love apple more than god

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish