A Perfect Newborn Leafcutter Ant Was Recently Born At A Zoo But Nobody Cared Because It Wasn't A Piece

as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what

everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

my "i don't need a rabies shot because i eat the vaxx-laced meatballs that fish & wildlife leaves out for the coyotes" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Can I show you my contender for most creature ever?

Blueberry: I can’t believe how hard they’re working us these days

Apple: oh my god yeah we’re so understaffed it’s ridiculous

Pear: At least we have Banana and Orange working today

Strawberry: ooh guys I have some really bad news

Pear: oh no what is it…

Strawberry:

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

Freshwater Crab (Lepidothelphusa menneri), family Gecarcinucidae, Kalimantan, Borneo, Indonesia

This species was just recently described, 2024.

photographs via: Lepidothelphusa menneri n. sp. (Crustacea: Brachyura: Gecarcinucidae), first record of the genus from Kalimantan, Indonesia | Zootaxa (mapress.com)

fish want me women divorce me

my predominant method of locomotion is creeping but I’ve also been known to skitter on occasion