If even one person wants to see them I swear to God-
The temptation I feel to throw just a full profile of, like, four different ocs that could fit in nearly any universe at all of you just for the hell of it is real right now
I want my crazy bitches to get seen
x gn!reader (with my favs because it's my birthday and I can do whatever I want)
Warning: some NSFW
Pretends he doesn't even know it's your birthday
"Oh, really? Guess I forgot."
An absolute lie
Feels a little bad when you get sad, but knows he's going to make it up to you soon enough
Keeps you busy all day with work
Pulls you aside during the little party the rest of the KoS threw for you and dumps the gift he made for you in your hands super nonchalantly
Opens his arms and lets you hug him and kiss all over his face in your excitement
(You find out later via Gen that Senku planned everything, party and all)
Wakes you up with breakfast in bed (I will take no criticism)
Prepared at least three gifts for you to open at specific times throughout the day
Spends all day with you
Spoils the fuck out of you all day (as if he didn't do that already)
Makes sure everyone knows it's your birthday and that you are to be celebrated (will 100% make sure Stanley enforces it if he has to)
Dinner is a private affair
With some super hot birthday sex right after
Will be the first and last person to wish you a happy birthday
Wakes you up a minute after midnight so that he can be the first person to wish you a happy birthday
You are not allowed to do anything at all
"Sit down, it's your fuckin' birthday. I'll do it."
He also already spoils you, but it gets so much worse (if you two are in a throuple with Xeno, you're cooked. May as well just accept your fate to become the worlds most spoiled brat)
Likes to hoard your time on your special day and lowkey gets huffy if you have plans with other people
Absolutely the type to plan a surprise party (I continue to take no criticism)
Birthday sex at multiple times of the day
Kisses you exactly the same number of times as years old you are (spread throughout the day)
Me: I'm writing for myself, I started this fanfic for myself, and because I have a passion for writing
Also me: *doesn't get new comments in a week* Fuck, I should just quit right now
Hey, do you think ryusui would want witch!reader in the ship? I can totally see him wanting magic to himself, but why conquer magic when he can get a hole witch for him! It's much easier
Oh absolutely.
Ryusui wants everything, but even he knows there are things he just can't do. So he'll happily covet the next best thing: you
Do your OCs have a favourite food? A favourite non-alcoholic drink? A favourite alcoholic drink?
Xenos likes anything with meat. Mostly red meat, like steak and hamburgers. He doesn't have a preference for alcohol, to him it all tastes mostly the same. Is a big sucker for sweets.
Aurora loves her fried foods, and makes a really good lemon chicken dinner. She eats healthier when at home, to encourage her father to eat healthy as well, but has been known to stop by a fast food place and eat in the parking lot before going home. Is far more likely to be drinking beer than hard liquor, and likes most sodas.
The night creeps in, cold but not unforgiving. Not with Simon laid under you, his body giving off enough heat to chase the chill away. You’re splayed over his torso, ear pressed to his chest, listening to his steady heartbeat.
Meeting him, having him love you, it felt like a miracle. If things in your life had gone differently, would the two of you even have crossed paths? Would you have gotten the chance to be pressed against him like this, body sore in the best way from being ravished so thoroughly. Would your left hand have the ring he gave you on it?
You push yourself up, leaning over him a bit. His dark eyes flit open, finding you immediately.
“You alright?” He asks, voice thick with interrupted sleep.
You frown to yourself, reaching out to lightly run your fingers over his face. He hums softly, eyes closing a bit as he lets himself enjoy your touch. His lips part, just slightly, when you brush over them, before he catches your fingertips in the quickest of kisses.
"Do you think we find and fall in love with each other in every universe?"
The question jolts him awake, eyebrows rising as he peers at you in the darkness.
"I don't know," He admits. "I've never thought about things like that."
Such a Simon thing to say. It honestly didn’t surprise you that much that he’d never put any time into these kinds of thought experiments. But you were curious, and maybe a bit insecure, so you decide to press on with it anyway.
“Can you try to think about it?”
“Alright, alright.”
Not me reading an old My Hero Academia fic I wrote in 2020 and realizing that I wrote an extremely similar fic for Call of Duty in 2022.
Damn. Am I unoriginal, or do I just have a type?
But how do I communicate yes and no? What if head nods mean fuck you and then they'll feel attack and attack me? What if ✓ is a slur to them? Thumbs up means some very kinky stuff?
I've actually had time to sit and talk about this with another person instead of making my own head spin in circles, and though I'm not sure this is the answer you really want, this is the one we came up with together.
You don't even go to the island in the first place. You leave them be.
Assuming the meteorite doesn't kill them, whatever pathogens you carry onto the island certainly will. They are an uncontacted tribe, last I checked I don't know if that has changed in the last several years, meaning they may not have had the same chance of building immunity to the modern illnesses of the wider world.
As far as communication goes should leaving the island and it's people alone is just not be an option, assuming they don't kill you on sight, it'll be extremely difficult. Pictograms would be easiest, as you could try to show maybe the sun or another star falling from the sky. At the very least, there is a chance they could recognize that. And unfortunately, we decided that there probably is no maybe. If you go to the island and tell them the sky is falling, that kind of has to be it.
Oh I LOVE long lists, so if it's not too much to ask for, I'd be thrilled
Okay but I ask for ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT on some of these okay just hear me out-
*ahem* In no particular order, the lists are as follows:
I actually cut this list down really hard just to stuff I will write/yap about because I realized that if I didn't this post would take forever to make but trust me when I say I could go on.
Anime:
Dr STONE
Berserk
Hunter x Hunter
Naruto
Apothecary Diaries
Trigun
My Hero Academia
Hellsing + Hellsing Ultimate
Yu Gi Oh (Original series mostly, though I do love how crazy it's gotten in the past several years)
To Your Eternity
Erased
Yuri on Ice
Yona of the Dawn
Video Games:
Danganronpa (I'm currently slowly making my way through V3 but it's so much longer than the other ones I swear to god-)
Call of Cuty
Baldur's Gate 3
Poppy Playtime
Homicipher
Stardew Valley
Final Fantasy XII
Final Fantasy XV (it was good. Fight me.)
Persona 5
Other:
Phantom of the Opera
Pride & Prejudice
Any horror movie I've seen (there are so many)
Dungeons and Dragons
Doing this made me realize how complicated some of my OCs are, and that I definitely need a spreadsheet. Anyway, meet these two absolute divas in their most boiled down states
Abused, traumatized and chronically exhausted. Aurora is a versatile character who fits in most alternate universes.
She's typically seen as an adult in her mid to late twenties. In modern universes, she has dyed hair (typically some variation of pastel, usually pink or purple, sometimes blue). Otherwise, she's blonde, and has the kind of blue eyes that make you nervous to look into for too long.
She has no preference in romantic/intimate partner, and has been known to flirt her way into and out of several situations. Smiles with her teeth, but not always her eyes.
Is most often seen paired with Xenos in stories, but can be placed anywhere without him.
Called Xen, or Dog, he is Aurora's counterpart in every way but romantic. He's her servant, her friend, and her most consistent companion. He is endlessly loyal to his Lady, and is no stranger to changing to fit the story.
Xenos has two common physical forms in stories: Man or Beast
If a man, he appears around Aurora's age, if not a bit older. He has dark hair, his eyes varying from black, to red, to sometimes even gold.
If a beast, he appears as either a massive black wolf-dog, or German Shepherd, depending on the world he is in.
Though he is arguably the most versatile OC I've created, Xenos is never seen on his own, save for a few extremely rare circumstances.
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