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LOOK I could go on for HOURS about the Leech twins making cat noises, Im an expert-

THEN BY ALL MEANS GO AHEAD!

The Leech Twins making cat noises is L I F E

Yuu: THAT'S WHY-

Yuu : please revoke your no swearing rule

Riddle : why ???

Ace : You know duece , your CRACK A LACKEN attitude really DILLS my PICKLE .

The Leech Twins make CAT NOISES-

I love this-

Azul: *sitting in bed, reading, mindlessly reaching out to pet the twins next to him*

Floyd and Jade, half asleep, cuddling Azul: Mrr?

Azul: Yes, I agree.

I'm accepting Twisted Wonderland art requests

What to Request:

- Original TWST characters

- AUs (Swap, GB, etc.)

- Crossovers (Obey Me, Genshin Impact, FNaF, etc.)

- Ships (Trey x Cater, Floyd x Riddle, etc.)

- Theories (Time Loop, Ace Betrayal, Cater the former Heartslabyul Prefect, etc.)

- Original Characters (OCs)

- TWST Characters as who they're Twisted/Inspired by

Rules:

- Be polite

- Be patient

- Don't be anonymous so I can Tag you

Epel, now showing true fear: Prefect should I run?

Yuu: run to Ramshackle and hide under my bed-

Jack: did you do something that makes Vil-senpai upset?

Epel: maybe, why?

Jack: he told me to give this letter to you

Epel, reading out loud the letter: "dear Epel, I hope this letter finds you before I do."

Riddle ain't buying that bs

Oops (TreyCater ♣️ x ♦️)

Leona and Sebek proceed to fight.

First Years At A Festival

Deuce: Ah, wait. I think we lost Sebek.

Jack: The hell do you mean “lost him”? How do you even lose somebody that loud?

Epel: Or somebody who’s that tall??

Ace: Or somebody with green hair???

Yuu: Irrelevant. But I have the solution to this problem.

Jack: Oh no.

Yuu, taking a deep breath and then screaming: MALLEUS SUCKS!!!

Voice From the Crowd Behind: WHO SAID THAT!?!? HOW DARE YOU!!! COME, SHOW YOURSELF!!

Voice from the Crowd in Front: HELL YEAH, HE DOES!

Yuu: So, the good news is that I found Sebek and he should be heading over here now. The bad news is that he’ll probably try to kill me once he gets here. And in unrelated news, I have also located Leona-senpai.

Jack: … Why?

I ship it

DearMeHeHasGoneYandere-

Snow White? More like Sass White!

Vil: Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest?

Mirror: No matter how many times you ask me, it's still Snow White... tbh I don't know why you're fixated on being super pretty, humans don't last that long-

Vil: What does he have that I don't?! That's it, I'm killing him!

Mirror: You don't need to kill him, YOU NEED THERAPY! And he's gone...

Vil: there he is... look at him thinking he's so much better than me...

Evonie: if you're another Neige fanboy, I suggest you get out before I throw my shoes at you!

Vil: how dare you?! Do you know who I am?!

Evonie: you're about to be applesauce is what you are if you don't give me a moment of peace!

Every damn day he gets a confession and a stalker but for some weird reason people keep mistaking me for his lookalike! We hardly look alike!

Vil: Wait so you're not his sister? I thought you guys are related considering both of you have houses next to each other.

Evonie: I didn't have a choice! I can't just pack up and move! It's hard enough to get a house in a place where women are expected to be homemakers!

Vil:... so do you dislike Neige?

Evonie: Not him exactly but the fact he is unaware of the problems he's brought into my routine like a pied piper but for simps!

Vil: what's a simp-

Evonie: but mostly it's the damn village! I could tolerate him being hounded since it's not my business but there are weirdos who mistake me for him and I end up getting cornered by some Romeo who sends me a lock of his hair and some psycho who sends creepy love letter written in animal blood!

This is insane!!!

Vil: .... oh my god

Evonie: Ugh, I swear, the Queen living in the castle is more tolerable than having to deal with Neige's admirers everyday...

Vil: !!! Oh really?

Evonie: Yeah, I heard despite being called a Queen, he's actually a guy! Which I fully support because that means he doesn't give a crow's @ss about gender roles!

I'd pack up to live there as a servant if he tells me to.

Vil: Oh I'm sure he will

Evonie: wait what do you mean- he's gone!

--Later--

Mirror: You haven't asked me the question of who's the fairest for a few days now, don't tell me that you killed him!?

Vil: I decided against it ever since I met this lovely maiden who speaks with a tongue that scalds the mental stability.

I'm sending her a letter to come move in at the castle from now on! If anyone tries to prevent that, they will die in my way.

Mirror: Oh dear me ... he's in love! 😨

Happy Trans Visibility Day to all the Trans, Non-binary, Genderfluid, Genderqueer and to the other peeps in the Trans Community.

Aware: explains why the Fandom calls him "Mama Noot Noot"-

Ink: M-Mama Noot Noot?! *starts laughing*

Aware, mom slaps Ink: ^^#

Dream: pfft, Aware is done with Ink's bs-

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Dream: so, If Aware is the mother

Error: does that mean you're the father?

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Killer: Boss we're not hitting women, Aware already has a tough past as it is

Dust and Horror: *clinging to Aware*

Aware: am I your mother now?-

Murder Time Trio: Y E S

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Dust: oi! I love Aware like a mother!

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Aware, mom slapping Dust: do I have to stop being your therapist?!

Dust: ow!

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Nightmare, pets Blue's head with a tentacle: indeed I have, and I must say, I love the gift, Horror

Dust: who made sure that you didn't eat-

Lust: Farm and I did

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Nightmare: I do, I even named the Bush after mom

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Aware, holding a feral Ink back: why a bush?

Dream: why do you have Ink-

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Error: I would've gave Boss my, well, Red's, chocolate anyway

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Cross: I also gave him your chocolate-

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Cross: jokes on you I already got him tons of books

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Aware: pfft, no, the only parents those two have is a Tree named Nim

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

Dream, shivers: just, anything but apples-

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Aware: Killer, Dream and King Nightmare's physical bodies are copys of Blue

Dust: I'm sorry what?-

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

Killer, sweats nervously: ah fu-

Dream: YOU FORGOT OUR BIRTHDAY?!

Killer: LOOK, MY MEMORY IS BAD!

Cross and Error: we remembered-

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Aware: oh, you want to know which Swap Sans is their physical forms?

Dust and Cross: yes!

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

Dust: he was drunk though? Boss technically didn't even gave you consent to do anything-

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

Nightmare, enraged: YOU DID W H A T ? !

Aware, deadpanned and unamused: congratulations, you have pissed off the King of Negativity once again, Killer

Dream, aiming his bow and arrow at Killer's target SOUL: oh? You did now?

Aware: I am done, Sir, if you need me I will be helping Error set up his and Ink's date in Outertale

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

Dream: stop, both of you, brother and I are both engaged to you!

Nightmare: ugh, he is correct.... unfortunately....

Error, Walking by with Ink clinging to him: $¡mp$, @££ 0f ¥0u

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

Cross: Nighty and Dreamy are mine Kills-

Dream: oh here we go-

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

Cross, staring at the Dreamtale twins: what do you mean?

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it