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DearMeHeHasGoneYandere-
Vil: Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest?
Mirror: No matter how many times you ask me, it's still Snow White... tbh I don't know why you're fixated on being super pretty, humans don't last that long-
Vil: What does he have that I don't?! That's it, I'm killing him!
Mirror: You don't need to kill him, YOU NEED THERAPY! And he's gone...
Vil: there he is... look at him thinking he's so much better than me...
Evonie: if you're another Neige fanboy, I suggest you get out before I throw my shoes at you!
Vil: how dare you?! Do you know who I am?!
Evonie: you're about to be applesauce is what you are if you don't give me a moment of peace!
Every damn day he gets a confession and a stalker but for some weird reason people keep mistaking me for his lookalike! We hardly look alike!
Vil: Wait so you're not his sister? I thought you guys are related considering both of you have houses next to each other.
Evonie: I didn't have a choice! I can't just pack up and move! It's hard enough to get a house in a place where women are expected to be homemakers!
Vil:... so do you dislike Neige?
Evonie: Not him exactly but the fact he is unaware of the problems he's brought into my routine like a pied piper but for simps!
Vil: what's a simp-
Evonie: but mostly it's the damn village! I could tolerate him being hounded since it's not my business but there are weirdos who mistake me for him and I end up getting cornered by some Romeo who sends me a lock of his hair and some psycho who sends creepy love letter written in animal blood!
This is insane!!!
Vil: .... oh my god
Evonie: Ugh, I swear, the Queen living in the castle is more tolerable than having to deal with Neige's admirers everyday...
Vil: !!! Oh really?
Evonie: Yeah, I heard despite being called a Queen, he's actually a guy! Which I fully support because that means he doesn't give a crow's @ss about gender roles!
I'd pack up to live there as a servant if he tells me to.
Vil: Oh I'm sure he will
Evonie: wait what do you mean- he's gone!
--Later--
Mirror: You haven't asked me the question of who's the fairest for a few days now, don't tell me that you killed him!?
Vil: I decided against it ever since I met this lovely maiden who speaks with a tongue that scalds the mental stability.
I'm sending her a letter to come move in at the castle from now on! If anyone tries to prevent that, they will die in my way.
Mirror: Oh dear me ... he's in love! 😨