Et Tu, Brudi?

I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

It takes place before Danny gets control over his powers, so he keeps turning intangible and dropping stuff. He then gets flustrated and it happens even more. And while he is struggling with that Sam tries to swap ingredients to vegan alternatives without Tucker noticing.

you know the blind, deaf, and mute challenge? well i accidentally typed "blind, dead, and mute" into the youtube search bar and now all i can think about is Danny doing the challenge with his two friends, Tucker and Sam, as blind and mute, while he transforms into Phantom as the "dead" and they try to bake a cake

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

I don't even know exactly how long this takes, but I'm actually pretty proud of the painting

Mel and her grandpa

i think i lost a few braincells making this but that’s okay

Sam is characterized as a very strong environmentalist. And as a part of this, they have her follow a ridiculous made up dietary restriction: “ultra-recyclo-vegetarianism”

Which sounds like it’s meant to be all extreme, right? Something ridiculously strict.

Except that it just… isn’t??

For the most part it’s basically just the same as vegetarianism, and in the edge cases, it’s actually less restrictive than being vegetarian.

Because the rule is “don’t eat anything with a face” and for the most part, only animals are gonna have faces. I guess you could make the argument that like something like a venus fly trap has a face, but I don’t think any commonly eaten plants would count as having one unless you really stretch the definition. And unless animal products like milk are grouped in with the animal they’re from, they’re all gonna be permitted too because none of them have faces. So it’s unlikely to meaningfully ban anything that wasn’t already covered by vegetarianism.

But then on the animal side of things, it leaves some allowances that baseline vegetarianism doesn’t. Sure, most animals have faces, but not all, and some of the faceless ones are occasionally eaten (e.g. jellyfish). Heck, depending on how it defines what counts as a face, some decently common food animals like oysters could be permitted.

…though of course this assumes there aren’t other rules beyond that part (e.g. if there’s something about using “scrap” bits to justify including “recycle” in the name)

[Podfic] in your warmth I forget how cold it can be written by @spiritusrex , read by @apple-sapling

Original work: in your warmth I forget how cold it can be by SpiritusRex

DP: Danny Fenton/Tucker Foley/Sam Manson

Length: 22:24 | Rating: General Audiences

Summary:

“Do you want a blanket?” Sam asks, interrupting their little stalemate. Danny, hands still holding Tucker’s face away from his own, turns and frowns at her again. “No. What I want is to be able to sleep in the bed.” “Not happening,” Sam says, at the same time Tucker says, “No way.” “I knew you both didn’t love me,” Danny says dramatically. “I knew it.” “I love you,” Tucker says, “but I love being warm and cozy while I sleep more.” Having a boyfriend who runs supernaturally cold is only convenient in the summer. In the winter, it becomes a bit of an issue.

My first ever time recording for @polypodweek!

@schnee-gheist @cosmicreaper692 @maypersonne

Blorbo Poll

Rules: make a poll with five of your all-time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

Tagged by @powersuitup. Probably very predictable picks for anyone who knows me but whatevs.

NP tagging @tweetthang96, @coolnerdyrn, @kayliemalinza, @raaorqtpbpdy, and @thephilosophersapprentice.