300 Calorie Workout

wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine

1000 calorie workout

30 jumping jacks 50 crunches 25 squats 10 push ups 15 jumping jacks 25 squats 5 push ups 25 crunches 25 squats 15 jumping jacks 10 push ups 15 jumping jacks 25 squats 25 crunches X2

30 jumping jacks 10 push ups 25 crunches 30 jumping jacks 25 crunches 15 jumping jacks 15 jumping jacks 10 push ups 15 jumping jacks 10 push ups 25 jumping jacks 25 crunches 15 jumping jacks 10 push ups 25 jumping jacks 5 push ups 25 crunches 15 jumping jacks 5 push ups 15 jumping jacks

2018 Glow-Up RULES

Please note: I do not encourage eating disorders AT ALL. This is just for me, and also for those of us that are already fucked up anyways. If you do not have an eating disorder, do NOT follow these, please seek help and lose weight in healthy ways. 

stay safe always xx 

FOOD AND DRINK

🌸 Max 700 calories every day, ideally under 500 calories

🌸 Eat fruits and veggies every day unless fasting

🌸 Fast once per week

🌸 Drink 2 cups of tea per day

🌸 Drink 8 glasses of water per day

🌸 NO sugary drinks, including pop, juice, and in coffee

🌸 Only drink water, tea, coffee, and occasionally diet pop

🌸 Log all food in MyFitnessPal

🌸 Only eat out or get takeout with friends, and only once weekly max

🌸 Do not eat after 8pm or before 2pm

🌸 “Cheat Days” are only allowed for special occasions and must be pre-planned

EXERCISE

🌹 Go to the gym at least 2 times per week

🌹 Do at-home floor exercises daily

🌹 Walk everywhere. Only take an Uber or the subway when going very far distances

🌹 Bike to work whenever possible

ANA

🥀 Weigh yourself every morning 

🥀 Record weight every day in MyFitnessPal

🥀 Body check photos every Friday

🥀 Always carry sugar-free gum

🥀 Keep up Tumblr blog and interact with followers

SCHOOL

🌼 ALWAYS go to class 

🌼 ALWAYS pay attention and make detailed notes

🌼 Make a study schedule and stick to it

🌼 Do readings/assignments/other school work every weekday

🌼 Finish all assignments early

🌼 Always start studying a week before a test

🌼 Aim for a 3.0 GPA or higher

APPEARANCE

🌻 Wash face twice daily

🌻 Moisturize twice daily

🌻 ALWAYS remove makeup before bed

🌻 Exfoliate twice per week

🌻 Apply face mask once per week

🌻 Wear makeup every day except to the gym

🌻 Always keep nails clean and trimmed

🌻 Shower once daily

🌻 Apply body cream daily 

🌻 Do laundry weekly 

SOCIAL

🌺 Go out with friends at least once weekly

🌺 Always be friendly and approachable

🌺 Reply to emails and texts promptly

One day, I’ll make you proud.

ADD BAKING SODA TO YOUR LEMON WATER!

Okay so I see you guys praising lemon water more than anything but consider the following:

Baking soda is almost tasteless, it reduces bloating and speeds up digestion!!! Not to mention If you binged it works like a laxative when mixed with something acidic like lemon juice without the negative side effects of laxatives!!!!

(Make sure it’s baking SODA and not baking powder! And use 1teaspoon per 8oz)

You could have: • thin arms • a cute butt • a flat tummy • slim calves • boney hands • visible collarbones • no double chin • thin legs • hipbones • (slightly) visible rips • a thin body

Don’t binge.

Green tea is just Fat burning water