Sanji : If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Sanji : If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Usopp: We both look very handsome tonight.
Sanji: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Usopp: I couldn't take that chance.
Usopp: Relationships should be 50/50. Sanji cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Does anyone else sometimes wonders if "we can always tell" transphobes would think you're trans ? Or am I just weird ?
I'm going to advertise this group because I feel like they should be great. And since this is my favourite song from them, I'm just gonna leave it here.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought that Kentucky was a fast food brand and not a fucking STATE when they were younger.
when u think about it of course marvel had to ruin 2012!bruce banner. because they introduced this brilliant humble and empathetic man who was anti military with a wicked sense of biting sarcasm. who was so against the hulk being used in warfare that he’d rather live off the grid in calcutta wearing a dirty suit & with very little money to his name. who was hunted and lied to by thaddeus ross & the us government, and threatened to be put into a cage and experimented on, whose body was going to be used for destruction, to the point that he tried to kill himself. so he learned to control the hulk. to control his anger. who was distrustful, and rightly so. who realized his trust had been taken advantage of yet again when he saw the cage on the helicarrier, and still stayed to help. who rode thru nyc on a vespa to the battle, and revealed that his secret wasn’t that he was dangerous bc he had no control over the hulk, but bc he did. of course they had to ruin him. how could they let a character like that exist? how could they get a character like that to agree to be apart of a govt task force of soldiers & fighters, when his hands were made to help not harm?
when horrid henry says “eureka!!!” rb if u agree
Me to my dog : No, grandma said you have to stay outside. I can't let you in. *closes the door*
My dog : *whines*
Me : *opens the door* Welcome
fred got some trust issues to shaggy when he watched scream
Favourite fonts (a resource list):
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I recommend that comic series so much. It was pretty disturbing, yeah. But well written.
Holy crap. They went there. They really went there.
Isaiah from ep2 of fatws? That’s Isaiah Bradley, the protagonist of the miniseries Truth: Red, White & Black, written by Robert Morales and drawn by Kyle Baker–a.k.a. the heaviest, most disturbing comic series I’ve ever read.
Basically: during WWII, 300 black American soldiers are taken, against their will, to parttake in the super soldier serum experiment (the remaining soldiers in their camp are killed). Only five survives, all the others die in agony. The five remaining are taken to Europe to fight (basically treated like dogs), where four of them die in various ways, until only Isaiah remains. He steals the costume meant for Steve Rogers, and goes to a concentration camp to destroy the German branch of the supersoldier program (there is a gas chamber scene. It makes your chest constrict and your heart clench), he succeeds but then is taken hostage and brought to Hitler, who plans to dissect him to reverse-engineer the serum. He is freed, but then court martialed for stealing the uniform, and setenced to prison. He is freed after nearly twenty years, and becomes a legend amongst black people, while no-one else really knows about him. Steve leanrs about his existence in present time (the series was released in 2003) and visits him–by then the serum has mosty destroyed Isaiah’s body and mind.
The whole thing is way more disturbing than what is seen on the show, and that was already plenty disturbing.
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Natasha: Why is Bucky crying on the floor?
Steve: He's drunk.
Natasha: And?
Steve: He saw a picture of Sam's boyfriend.
Natasha: But he's Sam's boyfriend.
Steve: I know.
@logicheartsoul You thought I wouldn't see ya ?
Okay so, firstly, thank you, secondly, what it's name ??!! WHAT IS THE FIC'S NAME ? I NEED IT ??!! Pleeeaaaase
Natasha: Why is Bucky crying on the floor?
Steve: He's drunk.
Natasha: And?
Steve: He saw a picture of Sam's boyfriend.
Natasha: But he's Sam's boyfriend.
Steve: I know.
been seeing a bunch of people around saying stuff like "can't wait for Miles to catch a break and get back to his dimension so he can finally relax", meanwhile
Ned: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with MJ recently.
Peter: No, Ned, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Ned: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Peter: No! You’re the only one for me.
Ned: Is that so?
Peter: I promise! MJ and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.
Ned: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Peter: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Ned: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Peter: Of course bro!
Ned: Bro...
MJ: What the-
I don’t want his memories to come back, I want them to be reunited.
Disney MCU: How can we tell the same story about Peter Parker Spider-Man for the 11th time while making it more original?
Some Disney employee: Well how about we don’t use Peter Parker. The comics have given us so many Spider-Man- one version is Miles Morales, a black Puerto Rican Spider-Man and his best friend Ganke Lee, his supportive best friend and guy in the chair-
Disney MCU: that’s it! We give Peter Parker a new best friend! Ganke Lee-
Disney Employee: “sir- Ganke Lee is in Miles Morales Universe… why don’t we just make a movie about Miles Morales-“
Disney MCU: “We can rewrite Ned! The character who in all the other Peter Parker universes is a bully to Peter and other characters! But this time he’s Peter’s best friend and guy in the chair-“
Disney Employee: “You are literally just writing Ganke Lee. Your just rewriting him into Ned, why don’t we just use Miles if we are writing Ganke anyway-“
Disney MCU: “Look we are so creative and this is a whole new Spider-Man Peter Parker with originally written characters that we didn’t just rip off from the Miles Morales comics we just didn’t want to write about. Go us!!!”
Sony Spiderverse having to rewrite Ganke’s character now that his personality and role was ripped off to prop up white boy Peter Parker: well dang. Scratch Ganke Lee as a main character so people don’t think we ripping off the people who ripped us off
Peter : Mr. Stark?
Tony : Yeah, kid?
Peter : I'm.. I'm bah- bise- bahsex-
Tony : Take your time
Peter : *points at MJ and Ned*
Peter : Both
Natasha : Why do you look like that?Bucky, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?
Natasha : Like you’re dead.
Bucky : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Steve : Bucky accidentally called Sam “babe” in front of everyone today.
Bucky : *sobs into the floor*
Natasha: Why is Bucky crying on the floor?
Steve: He's drunk.
Natasha: And?
Steve: He saw a picture of Sam's boyfriend.
Natasha: But he's Sam's boyfriend.
Steve: I know.
Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Steve : Um...Neat.
*later*
Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?
Steve : Didn't you thank him ?
Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.