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Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian
Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten
“im a serb born in germany” samo balkanci mogu biti ovakvi ... pecinski smo narod
If a post says nigga and I'm white can I still reblog it
no you may not
i havent written in forever ,,, just posted an achilles come down inspired work tho! but i wanna write fanfiction and i started like 2 fics but i cant rlly get myself to finish them.
Achilles Come Down
“I can’t stand seeing you tear yourself apart like this.” He pleaded, eyes filled with months worth of sadness, anger , confusion.
“Then don’t watch. Simple.” The other boy spoke softly, but firmly, determined on pushing everyone who cared about him, away.
“You may feel no purpose , nor a point for existence, it’s all just conjecture and gloom. There may not be meaning , so find one and seize it.” Patroclus begged , with all that was left of him, with all the love that’s grown only stronger, since the day they’ve met.
“I’m doing this. I’m gonna jump. You can’t stop me.” Achilles couldn’t bring himself to sound composed. Yelling in desperation, he prayed to the Gods that he’d drop it and go home.
“So jump, and i’m jumping.” Giving up, he took a step forward as if his other half were a ticking bomb, which in a way, he was.
“Why?” At the edge of the roof, he was in utter turmoil.
“... because there is no me without you.” Patroclus confessed.
okay , i had this thought for a while now and i’m gonna share it.
so ,,, why is everyone so obsessed with jungkook’s lovelife? Like idk bout yall but there are other biased bts members and i don’t see them getting shipped as much as jk biased people ship him with ,,, IU , Lisa , Rosè (and twice members) etc... Idk, if i were him , I personally wouldn’t mind getting shipped, but his fans make edits, photoshop pictures and videos and it’s getting out of control. I wouldn’t care actually, BUT THE THING IS , let’s take my ultimate bias Yoongi for e.g , wouldn’t it make more sense for people to obsess over him and IU? They’re the same age , they made a goddamn song and produced it so they had to spend some time together? They were both dirt poor at the beginning and climbed to the top. They have more in common than let’s say Lisa and Jk (they’re literally only shipped together because of their age and because they’re the king and queen of kpop or whatever the fuck). Y’all don’t see us Yoongi shippers ship him with IU , or any other female idol for that matter (someone said that yoongi stans are so unproblematic, we just compare him to cats and cry about it lmfao) So why are Jk stans obsessed with shipping but would actually cry if it turns out he is dating?! Like the person who’d date him would get so much hate and it’s fucked up. Now for my next argument, wouldn’t it make more sense to ship , let’s say, Lisa and Hobi? They’re both rappers that have a passion for dancing above everything else. It just makes more sense idk??? Or let’s say shipping Rosè with Yoongi? Cuz they both have an absurd passion for music, both love the process of it, so why don’t people ship them? (and don’t say age cuz yall have no problem shipping IU and JK or Jin with that comedian). Idk it just makes me weirded out, and most of the times the idols are really fucking uncomfortable with shipping so why not just stop altogether?
jihoon: i just want somebody to take me out.
soonyoung: like with a gun, or on a date?
jihoon: surprise me.
don’t get me wrong, i love you all but please respect other people wtf? today, a group of girls came up to me and said "are you min yoongi’s fiancé ?" that is a complete invasion of my privacy. yes i am, but please give me some space.
jimin,running to namjoon: hey-
namjoon: shh!yoongi is sleeping.
jimin *hushed* : oh,okay,sorry.
namjoon *hushed*: what’s up?
jimin *whispering*: the dorm is on fire.
small collection of yoongi things i love:
the way he overturns the archaic structure of daechwita to roll up in a car and end king yoongi’s life with a revolver
inability to say no to the maknae line
that time he got his feelings hurt over his soulmate hobi calling him a business partner
tangerine boy
“oppa show us your teeth”
that little jog he did during in the soop when he got excited about all the boys making music together
loves holding hands but will never admit it
that shy smile when he’s being praised
proficient cook. just so generally competent that seokjin nearly fell in love with a man.
“tongue technology”
when he timed his rap on his rolex watch
his squeaky register when he raps
that one pink suit fancam (and this one too)
the way i feel like fully bursting into tears whenever i hear “i feel so nice, mom, i feel so nice”
“born in a ditch but rise up a dragon”
anyone got fic recs for during teams video calls? chemistry typa beat 🥵
this is the 2nd time im crying because of yoongi TODAY... i’m in tears currently... he’s the best thing i have come to discover in a very long time, i cherish his words of wisdom and talent by an unbelievable amount. it pains me to think i’ll never be able to properly thank him for every lesson he taught me in person. i am so happy he overcame the obstacles live has thrown at him and did the most despite all odds. happy 28th (29th) birthday to the man the myth the legend himself... i love u so much and maybe one day i’ll get to tell u that , thank u for being yourself,for being understanding, vocal and empathetic. ur existence made my life better and ill never be able to repay u. (also fun fact ,,, when i first began watching clips of bts ,,, yoongi was mostly quiet and kept to himself,i didn’t know him,therefore he wasnt my bias,,, i learned about his humour and his influence, i didn’t care for his attractiveness,until i discovered his personality, and im glad it was like that,because if proves he is beyond looks)
Rubs his neck when he’s nervous
Settles arguments by holding hands
Loves holding hands in general (please hold his f*cking hand)
Once bought armys snacks and drinks then hand drew a picture to put on each one, hand wrapped the goodie bags, then proceeded to apologize wishing he could get them better gifts
He is shy and quiet, but acts like a crackhead with his members and people he trusts
Has apologized for not being able to express himself properly, and instead puts it into his music
Was on the student council
Was known for his exceptional b-boying as well as his underground rap (whoever said he can’t dance is full of it)
Loves dogs, and in particular his family’s dog Holly more than anything. He loves to buy him presents and outfits
Is great at cooking and hums while he cooks
Prefers his mother’s and brother’s food though
Calls all his music equipment his “friends” and likes to show off when he gets a new friend
Can rap, sing, dance, produce, and has the very rare gift of perfect pitch
The piano was his first love, and he is amazing at it
Is open about his struggles with mental health and supporting the LGBT community
Writes inspiring lyrics hoping to bring comfort to others
Makes it a point during concerts to go to every part of the stage to wave and look out at ARMY with a huge fond smile on his face, trying to memorize their faces
Fans that have gone to fan signs have mentioned he recognizes them if they have gone more than once, even to a point where a girl asked if she remembered him and he said not to trick him- that he has not met her before
Comes from a very humble upbringing, often had to choose between eating and taking the bus home
Has a beautiful gummy smile, and his eyes turn into cute crescents when he smiles real big
Has the cutest nose he scrunches when he is cold
A great basketball player
The other members have said that Yoongi fixes things around their apartment and does projects they ask for help on while they sleep
Loves building furniture
Says his favorite part of him is his hands (he knows)
Is goofy as heck
Loves doing random wiggle dances whenever it suits him
He is very soft for his members, and likes to show it in his own quiet way and acts of kindness
His whole body shakes when he is laughing
He often squeals when he is really excited and having fun
Photography is one of his passions
He used to post pictures of the members on BTS’ twitter as a fansite and called himself “ Suga’s Sight” with his own watermark and everything
Said he wanted to be an architect when he was younger
An army told him she thought his moles on his face were cute, so he wiped the makeup off them
Gets shy really easily
Used to love drawing cartoons
Has a really unique and hilarious sense of humor
Secretly fluent in English
He won a Melon Music Award for his producing
Once said he cannot raise his voice at anyone or stay angry
Loves mangos and cherry tomatoes
The KMCA attributes over 70 songs to him as a songwriter and producer
Has a heart of gold and for his last birthday he made a donation to 39 orphanages, among many other charitable donations throughout the years
Once said he would avoid getting tattoos so he could join charity organizations
Stays up all night to work on music, so naps when he can to keep up his energy
Once said he writes at least one song a day
Has an amazing and gentle soul- please love him
me and my narcissistic ways
constantly daydreaming
of happily ever afters
and finding ones meanings
in nonexistent chapters
thus behaving irrational
go big or go home
last night was progressively national
but thats just the way we roam
at the end of the day
nothings really changed
acting like i try to pave the way
have things always been deranged?
in real life ill never get to feel
whining and dying for ever and ever
the truth rarely has an appeal
at the thought of that i shiver
an epitome of wasted potential
lately i’ve been having epiphanies
that life is a void filled with irrelevancies
all of us are alive
but rarely somene lives
its not about hardship
or sliding through with ease
its about happines
or whatever comes first
most of us in that
,rarely get immersed
filled with conservatory
this small town can’t handle my thirst
we’re doomed with a downfall
our stay here is cursed
no wonder most of us want to withdraw
,,,from life that is
we’ve learned the hard way
,escaping our sins
but at the end of the day
there’s more to it than 9-5 and suburbs
we’re set in our ways
and can’t keep up with
the judgemental fuckers
though most of us stay
physically at least
we’re officially wasted
like a temporary flower
that blossoms in may
and soon enough
ended has the feast
its all over now
the memories have faded
so goodbye forever
and to the new generations
,farewell!
try to get ahead
its too late for us
go and make something of yourself
before you wind up dead
the rebels
the silk ribbon hung loosely
as she baptised her soul
first comes the sins
than a comprehension fully
tis a gleeful year
with a ball that caused a foul
not that i was aware of the ruins
with a majestic bow
curious look
and a playful smirk
he was the chosen one
amongs the low
the oldest trick in the book
only his life barely begun
they were on the run
that much aint up for debate
wasting their youth
as a form of sickly amusing fun
barely having a dime
giving it all up for fate
with a weak chance to shoot
freedom or loneliness?
as ive stared into the ceiling
for the millionth time
i mindlessly debated
do i wanna be felt?
or do i wanna run through the ruins
feel the leaves
smell the flowers
run barefoot
do i live for someone else
,can i live without anothers touch?
can the two coexist?
maybe they dont even have to?
does one mean love and the other hate?
what are the roles? are they implied?
cant we just find freedom and love through simplicity?
the thoughts remain unanswered
me when i have a thought but zero prosecution ideas:
Me: *stops writing* well that’s enough writing for now
Me: *later* Alright time to write!
Me: *staring at where I left off*
saving this for later <3
some of my favorite video essays
lady bird, fences, and why you don't need to forgive your parents
racebaiting, queerbaiting, colorism, featurism, and performative diversity
girlhood disrupted : the pseudo-maturtiy of traumatized girls in film
let's talk about the japanese school girl
the coraline bug theory
breaking down true womanhood & black girlhood in media
bill cipher : one fatal mistake
the philosophy of mob psycho 1000
why only goblins matter
soul eater : beneath the surface
perfect blue : the fear of yourself
the villain of edith finch
art vs the artist
how regular show saved cartoon network
big plotholes in reality
detroit : become human retrospective
A.R.M.Y
i’ve joined army
cuz i’ve found you charming
you differ from the crowd
and your voices are loud
i’ve always admired your work ethic
though people seem to think i’m pathetic
the lessons you taught me are real
cuz of you i learned to express how i feel
its not about me
finally breaking free
i dont have any will
lastly before you,i’ll cautiously kneel
i act like it’s okay
but i just observe from afar
at least count on me to stay
you were born to be a superstar
minghao: if anything goes wrong,jeonghan,fake a heart attack.
jeonghan: uuu what are we thinking? classic angina or something sexier like myocardial infarction?
minghao: just drop down on the ground and wiggle?
jeonghan: im gonna nail this!!!
you right
he was so energetic in the last two eps despite being dead last (practically) 🥺
EP.126,127🐿💦
Confession Of A Fangirl
he doesn’t know me
and he never will
its not like its a story
filled with glory
its just about a dumb girl
fantasising about something
that isn’t real
although i try to ignore his existence
my heart cant seem
to find the resistance
hes not mine
and hes not here
hell,even our ages
arent even near
i keep on watching the videos he posts
the fans fell in love
cuz hes not like the most
no,he stays true
and always speaks his mind
even though they told him
to stay inside the line
have u ever loved someone you’ve never met?
if not,u have no idea how the situation can get...
you surely think it must be fate
he feels like someone they can’t manipulate
but at the end of the day
its just what he represents
for our lack of affection
because people lose interest
they leave and they pout
they pry and they shout
cuz ur fucking lonely
thats what its always been about
namjoon: alright Hoseok how are you gonna get out of this one?
hobi: well,i’m going to say verbally because judging by your tone you’re not in the mood for the dance i’ve prepared.
the rest of BTS: *shuffle off disappointedly*
TW: S*XUAL ASSAULT AND ED
i’d S E L L my soul to the devil himself JUST so I could hug Jimin,the r*pe jokes and the eating disorder memes ARE NOT FUNNY!!! i wish i can help him,make him feel better... he’s not even my bias but he does not deserve this!!! what the fuck is wrong with society??? what the fuck are some of yall on- how can one even think its a good idea to write such disgusting shit on the internet. i am beyond disgusted and TERRIFIED. as a bigger person myself,i’ve came across bodyshameing but i cant even imagine receiving it on the internet by millions. dear jimin,i stand with you til the end of time,you deserve the world. please dont let them get to you. i hate it here 😭
Hoseok:Seokjin,Namjoon won’t come out of his room.
Seokjin:just tell him I said something stupid.
Hoseok:like what?
Seokjin:like anything factually incorrect.
Namjoon,a few minutes later: DID YOU JUST SAY THE SUN IS A F*CKING PLANET-
SHOTO TODOROKI HEADCANON
In which a villain from the LoV who has a quirk that gives him the ability to enter other people’s dreams and manipulate them possesses Shouto’s S/O.
PAIRING: Shouto x female reader
GENRE: drama? i have no idea so i’ll stick with drama
INSPO: control by Halsey
WARNINGS: none i’m aware of?
any info you should know beforehand: i’ve made up a villain lol 😃
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it was around 3 AM,everyone was already asleep,Shouto included.
until he was awoken due to a scream.
it sounded familiar,he wasted no time and went outside to see where the petrifying noise is coming from.
the sound lead him to a dorm room... yours.
other classmates were already standing in front of the door,all looking terrified.
confusion took over him as he wondered what was everyone looking at.
he pushed his way to the front and the sight caught him off guard
it was you ,,,with your head in your knees,pushed against a wall.
if it weren’t such a peculiar situation he’d almost give you a soft look
you wore a white nightgown and white quarter socks with ruffles ,,,with messy hair,you looked like a porcelain doll.
you stopped screaming but continued to mutter words he couldn’t quite phrase.
“what’s happening to her???” kirishima and mina questioned in unison.
“i think she’s having a nightmare,” Yaoyorozu assumed. “aren’t we supposed to wake her up?”
before anyone could approach ,you started saying something alongside “what do you want from me?!”
“we have to wake her up come on.” Kirishima stated and slowly moved towards you,but then you got on your knees and continued to speak words that can only be analysed as utter nonsense.
“WHY ME?!” “cuz you,my darling,are weak! the league finds you an easy target.” You smirked for a second before making a frightened expression.
at those words everyone froze.
“guys wasn’t some villain from the League identified as a dream invader or something?” Tsu shakingly questioned and Shouto thought back and realised she’s right.
“what are we supposed to do then? maybe the villain can manipulate her into attacking us.” Tokoyami asked.
suddenly Midoriya’s leadership took over. “Uraraka,contact Aizawa Sensei and explain him the situation.” Ochaco muttered “YES!” and charged outside. “Kirishima,Todoroki and I will try to get close to her,the rest,stick here for backup in case she attacks.”
“please stop you’re scaring me.” tears started strolling down her face but she still continued,with a different attitude this time. “you should be scared of me...”
“it seems like she’s resisting.” Shouto presumed.
He raced ahead of Kirishima and Midorya,he grabbed your shoulders and tried to shake you awake.
It seems like it has worked because as soon as he established contact you looked like electricity shot through your body and u opened your eyes fully.
“is he gone- what did he- what?!”
“hey,hey its okay...” Deku chimed softly.
before anyone could say another word,mr Aizawa came rushing in. “students go to bed,I will handle this.”
“But sir-“ Shoto tried to protest (which wasn’t like him at all,but you were involved) which resulted in him being cut off by Aizawa. “ go to bed Todoroki,we’ll discuss this with the class in the morning.”
everyone silently made their way to their respective rooms. shouto was honestly worried sick and couldn’t sleep that night. not only was he worried about you,he also couldn’t help but wonder if the League will attack soon. his guess was that Aizawa interrogated you about any information that could be helpful.
in the morning ,,, when he got ready for class, you weren’t there.
mr Aizawa entered the classroom and said,quite nonchalantly “,alright we have a lot to cover today so I just wanna talk about last night and get it out in the open right away...” everyone tensed at his words. “miss Y/L/N went to release an official statement,the one she confessed to me last night. she will be back for your next class with Present Mic. the Leage of Villains situation is still unclear and we will try to restrict our students in order to protect them in any way we can,wait for further guidelines which will be released some time this afternoon. also keep in mind there is a possibility the school will close until further notice... of course that might not be the case but dont be surprised if it happens. this year is exceptionally difficult for our students due to many villain attacks but...try to think positively.”his words cut the class like a knife.
the silence was erupted by a wave of protest
aizawa silenced them and continued with the daily school activities.
soon enough the door opened revealing you.
shouto’s mood dramatically changed,although an outsider couldn’t see that.
he almost smiled seeing you,you didn’t wear your casual clothing you wear around the dorms,nor the normal school uniform,you wore a black blaser,black pants and a tie.
he assumed you tried to dress professionally since you gave an authorised statement but you just looked cute in the attire.
soon enough worry overtook him again.
you took a sit on his left in the back row.
everyone came to you and started asking questions about everything.
besides a very vivid picture of the nightmare,and everything you learned about the League’s plans ,you couldn’t say much more than what Aizawa already announced.
after class started, Shouto finally got to talk to you alone and just said “i’m really glad you’re okay. i was worried sick.”
YOUR HEART DID A GYMNASTICS ROUTINE
“uh... thank you Sho. it means a lot that you care.” your tone was ,,,sad?
“what if he uses you again though ? you can’t let him... he might... he might hurt you.” this is the most empathy he had physically portrayed since he was a child. he knows he can be distant sometimes but,it doesn’t mean he doesn’t care ,,,just doesn’t know how to express it.
“we don’t know what are his abilities but I need to try and get information out of him...” you looked exhausted saying that.
“why did he choose you though?” as soon as he said it,regret consumed his mind because he remembered what you said when you were unconscious.
“i assume they consider me weak ,,,an easy target?” you pouted at that, a habit he noticed and honestly found endearing.
“you are not weak...would a weak person get themselves into the same dangerous situation just for the well-being of the ones around them???”
“I don’t know Sho,I’ll try my best and maybe it creates an impact.”
“it has to.”
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SHOUTO TODOROKI HEADCANON
in which the overly affectionate reader hugs Sho after every exam/fight/mission
pairing: shouto x gender neutral! reader
genre:fluff!!!
warnings: none ; )
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ok so you were overly endearing and still managed to not overstep his boundaries
but each villain attack
and each school activity ,,,every time he’d win and outdo everyone,you were there to greet and congratulate him.
it started out with casual praise,a gentle smile and a gracious bow.
but as your relationship blossomed from polite classmates to somewhat close friends
what he found amusing is that you didn’t try to be better than him,you weren’t bitter,you weren’t here to top everyone.
which he realised with fond interest ,mostly because in the hero course everyone has a superiority complex trying to be the best,himself included.
but you didn’t care about that.
thats why he liked you so much.
,,,anywho the first time a hug occurred was during the provisional hero license exam.
it was phase one,you eliminated the seiai students alongside tsu,momo,shoji and jiro.
you made your way over to the place where the lucky 10% wait for the next phase and you guys saw Shouto
now ,,,maybe its because of all the stress and emotions but seeing Sho made you the happiest.
“hey Todoroki, are you the first one of us to pass?” - Momo asked.
before he could answer ,you came to him and wrapped your hands around his torso.
The rest of your friends were shocked (although Momo’s face soon turned into a pleasant smile),
Shouto was still puzzled even after you pulled away.
a blush found its way on his cheek (protecc him 🥺)
soon after,insecurity followed...
“I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to invade your personal space i’m just really proud of you and happy and sad and nervous and overwhelmed because what if we don’t pass- I mean you will pass but- I don’t know I just- You mean a lot to me.”
my boy was S H O C K E D
you hid your face into your hands hoping there’s a kid with a quirk that can make the earth swallow you.
after a few seconds of him trying to think of something to say he just blurted out “you mean a lot to me too.”
you were kinda shocked but happy,besides that can mean just platonic (but you secretly hope it doesn’t)
after that it became a tradition that you hug him after every succes story you guys experience.
this was so random I apologise 😭
MASTERLIST
SHOUTO TODOROKI HEADCANON
In which the reader platonically holds Shouto’s hand
pairing: Shouto x gender neutral! reader
genre:fluff!
warnings:non
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ok so basically y/n is like different than Shouto in EVERY. POSSIBLE. ASPECT.
they’re open,flirtatious,empathetic and carefree ,,,and Shouto is obviously very different lol.
so of course it was strange that shouto and you became such good friends
truth is,it was a relief when you hung out,he didn’t care about his hero duties or Endeavour troubles.
you are probably the only person who can make him fluster ,,,well not fluster per se,more like get a reaction out of him.
and one day during an exercise where all you had to do was wait and y/n was like “hey shouto can i pls hold your hand?”
my boy was like “???” physically confused but obliged nonetheless. even though the reader was like “its okay if you dont want to,this doesnt mean anything its just-“
you held hands and at first he didn’t quite care but later, since it grew into a habit,he’d simply imply he wants to hold your hand
Of course he would never say it,it feels unnatural considering his background but hes ,,,touch starved.
and since it became a routine the others grew accustomed to it as well (except Bakugo who would be like “OY did I miss something???”)
and Sho would glare at him,obviously.
but on the inside,he felt ecstatic because all he ever needed was a friend,will it grow into something more?
he wasn’t sure.
MASTERLIST
seungkwan:oh look we look like a couple in this photo lol.
vernon: a couple of besties!
the rest of svt:*trying to hold back laughter*